Siegel

Bullcrap. Siegel's are the Greatest and gave the biggest schlongs.

He's awesome. He must be a Siegel.

by mnrstlx November 23, 2017

cwm taff swede

A thick dopey welsh person with an abnormally large head.

'Derr, Dai got an 'ead like a fuckin' cwm taff swede'

by 1 4 for cookery basket like January 2, 2010

Flight to Sweden

The act of pleasuring a woman by eating her out.

She gave me a flight to Boston so I gave her a flight to Sweden.

by Sexyswede28 May 9, 2011

Afterschool in Sweden

When you and your +18 friends go out for a beer after a tough day at school.

What in Stockholm is known as Afterwork, when you go out for a drink with your colleagues, after work, but its done by teenagers that are of legal age(18) to drink at bars.

School in Sweden does not usually offer after school detention. The punishment for skipping an important lecture or a class is simply the fact that a student missed an opportunity to learn.

"Yo dude, lets ride the train home together!"
"I'm so sorry dude I'm going to Afterschool."
"Aw crap, I'm only 17."
"Aight, see you tomorrow."

^Typical teenage conversation about Afterschool in Sweden between two schoolmates.

by aleksington1 January 7, 2013

Sweden

An awesome country in Northern Europe, with tall, beautiful blond men/women, or so the stereotype goes.

Hopefully, it is true...

I can't wait to go to Sweden to see all the sexy blond guys. :3

by Firefluff November 4, 2011

smege

an alcoholic beverage, or drinking one

I was at this sick party and there was so much fucking smege!

by Maude Siggler August 4, 2006

dumb swede

From the movie "Summer Rental". Anyone who says or does something stupid can be called a dumb swede. It's a good insult for any occasion.

Frenchy: I rounded the head off this bolt.
Rich: Ahh you dumb swede!!

by Bluesurf1981 July 15, 2007