nigger surfing

A drinking game that involves 2 or more people where each person channel surfs for a preset number of channels (ex: 5) and if a nigger happens to be on one of those channels the player must take a preset number of drinks (ex: 3) and start over. If the player gets through his number of channels without seeing a nigger, he then passes the controller to the next person and the process repeats.

Friend 1: Wanna play some nigger surfing?
Friend 2: Fuck no! Somehow I always end up landing on MTV, BET, UPN, and both ESPNs and end up wasted.
Friend 1: Pussy....
Friend 2: Fine, fine, but I'm first.

by Foot Fucker December 28, 2008

Ego-Surfing

Continual, excessive monitoring of responses to one's own posts on an internet forum or blog. This behavior is motivated primarily by vanity, self-absorption and concern about one's own online image or reputation.

Jeff logs onto his favorite board each day and spends most of his time ego-surfing.

by Mick Jaegermeister July 23, 2006

App Surfing

When you visit the app store to check out the latest apps for your iphone/smartphone

Sam: Hey you've been texting for a while.
Doug: No dude, I'm just app surfing.

by classicsondemand June 10, 2010

Bitty Surfin

Going to a certain place where you know there will be numerous amounts of hot girls. You scope them out, and try to get numbers.

Ted was at the beach and he was bitty surfin all day long

by bittysurfinallday July 17, 2010

toilet surfing

Accessing the internet on a laptop while going #2 on the toilet

Steven was so busy he went toilet surfing so he wouldn't waste time

by toilet-surfer May 8, 2008

Suriname

One of the 4 non-Spanish speaking countries in the Continent of South America. We speak Dutch over there because we are a former colony of the Netherlands. However, we have our own english-based creole, which is called Sranan Tongo. Suriname is home to people from Asian, Indian, or African backgrounds.

Fun Fact: Suriname has a street where a mosque is adjacent to a synagogue

by dutchpool007 March 5, 2019

shoulder surfing

Chat-chat, talking without intent; meanwhile eye-cruising.

Whatever girl, she could be talking to George, but she would be looking at Jim, and the whole time she was thinking about Steve. Y'know, shoulder surfing.

by escuchon May 14, 2008