Shrek

Shrek is our smexy thicc lord. Shrek is love, shrek is life. Shrek enjoys thy onions. Most fanpeople of the shrek are planning to kill his wife to take shrek for oursel- Hail the Shrek

Shrek is love
Shrek is life

by toast._.kathen May 16, 2019

Shrek

An all powerful being. He is life, he is life. The sexiest creature to exist. Shaggy couldn’t beat him using all of his power.He is also Aurora’s husband.

Person 1:I sacrificed my sister to Shrek.
Person 2: I wish I was your sister

by WHY R ALL DA GOOD NAMES TAKEN April 9, 2019

shrek crocs

Aka the best shoes every

If you disagree — 😤

No one:
Shrek:
Let’s make amazing shoes for the whole word to wear (so considerate)

Making shrek crocs

by I’m better than u July 25, 2019

Shrek hentai

Shrek hentai is when it’s anime shrek butt naked getting sexed on by another shrek

Dude did you like that shrek hentai I sent you? (Other guy) Yea dude!!! I unloaded about 67 Gallons of semen

by LordFartquadtheSexAddict September 24, 2019

Shrek On

A female erection "Sherection" which can be shortened to a Shrek On. This can happen when the clitoris is stimulated and full of blood, which makes it erect. This is similar to the male equivalent but naturally a little more discreet.

This would be subsequent to the term "fanny flutter"

Rachel said to Garry whilst in the throws of passion "I've got a massive Shrek on"

(Good looking guy walks past)
Rachel: He just gave me a " Shrek On"

by The KDT September 14, 2020

Shrek Screwdriver

A type of alcoholic drink, containing equal parts UV Blue vodka and OJ.
The mix of the blue vodka and orangy-yellow OJ makes a wonderful Shrek Green.
Hope you enjoy

Guy "Hey you want a Shrek Screwdriver?"
Other guy "Wouldn't have it any other way!"

by Beginner Brocheter April 6, 2022

Abu shrek

Some guy on discord who thinks he is shrek's dad

'Did you know Abu shrek got banned?'
'Again?!'

by 112wdsad c3 October 15, 2020