russian stockings

torture method. to cover the victim's legs in tar and fiberglass.
You'd better give up the goods, Slim, or my associates will give you the old Russian stockings.
by meye lansky May 23, 2011
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stock-clarke

Secret Northerner who is generally attracted to guys named Louis Allison. Tends to skive lectures and day to day necessities such as showering. Cannot sustain a conversation without screeching, usually gibberish. Repulsed by powerpoint obsessing boys but deep down is good hearted.
by bcfc12345 February 25, 2019
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noob stock

A documentation/ inventory of noobs-- helpful for pure pwnage on such games as WoW and other MMORPG.
Jar's real world player Mike, took note of the various noobs in his game in his noob stock, to make sure he brought pwn unto them as frequently as he came across their noobish nuissance.
by Jar the Monk Squire January 20, 2008
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stock blocking

This happens when another customer or a store employee leaves their cart in front of the product, or "stock" shelf that you need something from. Some grocery stores "stock block" themselves by setting up a temporary display in front of other items.
It sucks when you're in a rush to get some things from the store on your way home from work, and the aisles are full of people and their giant shopping carts, packed high and full, stock blocking the few things you came to pick up!
by edusk8r January 28, 2010
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Card stock

The type of cardboard for cheap people
Child : mommy can we get cardboard

Mother : No let’s get this card stock instead
by XxRussian roulette botxX April 17, 2020
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stock transfer

When you fart into someone else's arse.
I performed a stock transfer with Matt last night, he took my fart in his arse.
by Rhife March 19, 2016
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wet stock

A post used to cum on by a group of friends used for entertainment and fun
Hey man lets do a wet stock tonight!
by John lenhoda June 28, 2023
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