I closed up his esophagoose with my Connell stitch.
by Brantheman7 March 31, 2020
A stitch cake is an uncommon event that happens when you are eating, haven't swallowed your food yet, and you involuntarily (usually by a sneeze or laughing) hack up the chewed up parts. Named after the scene in Lilo And Stitch where Stitch regurgitates a cake he was told not to eat.
by heccboi April 20, 2021
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by HailoMB February 01, 2022
Refers to the situation where a party girl gets separated from her friends in Mexico. Following the murder, the abdominal organs are removed and replaced with bags of cocaína. The outer abdomen is sewn back together, with party girls' body then being used as a mule to transfer the narcotics across the U.S. border, posing as Javier's girlfriend. Hence, Mexican "stitch up".
Person 1: "Did you hear what happened to Ashleigh on her party holiday in Mexico?"
Person 2: "Yeah buddy I heard, what a classic Mexican Stitch Up"
Person 2: "Yeah buddy I heard, what a classic Mexican Stitch Up"
by oatsmyscrotes November 17, 2019
Any job from Paul that looks one way on the surface, and then you start work and discover a plethora of oddities and road blocks that werent scoped
by M0N74R0 August 29, 2023
The timeframe right before financial institutions are about to "close the books". The time when you're not quite done, but not quite sure how much longer it's going to take to finish.
Boss: Are far along are you on closing your books?
You: Yeah, I'd say I'm stitching the spines right now.
You: Yeah, I'd say I'm stitching the spines right now.
by kj_tennessee February 17, 2021