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A Stupid Freshman or Seniority Stealer

A Stupid Freshman or Seniority Stealer is usually a freshman who makes it their job in life to harass a senior or multiple seniors for at least all of their 9th grade year.

Things typically stolen from said senior or seniors include but are not limited to:
Their Cell Phone (So they cant call for help)

Their Car Keys (the frosh cant drive so neither will seniors)
Their Shoes (pretty much just to piss them off and so they cant run away)

(These things are ALWAYS returned to said seniors though!)
And basically anything the said senior has on them at the time.

The most basic rule of being a stupid freshman is to be stealthy when stealing things from said seniors, the point is to annoy them in a process.

1st-They realize their stuffs gone
2nd-They frantically look for it
3rd-They realize the stupid freshman has stolen their things
4th-Seniority has been claimed by the freshman!

They Job of a stupid freshman is hard work they are called to constantly make the seniors look silly,stupid, and put them in there place infront of upperclassmen or lower.

Characteristics of a stupid freshman include but are not limited to:
Sarcastic-ness

Stealth

Social Awesomeness

Being a sassafrass
Senior1-"Heys guys have you seen my phone?"

Senior2-" No, A stupid freshman or seniority stealer must have took it!"

Both Seniors-"uhhhh!"
by StupidFreshie April 1, 2010
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1. To close completely and secrely. 2. To fill in or put a protective layer upon.
3. To have no escape.
4. Absolutely.
1. We sealed the attic door shut.
2. The hole in which the ants traveled was SEALED.
3. We were sealed within the dark room with ne way out.
4. My fate was sealed as the gunner shot his rifle.
by J.W. May 13, 2005
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Dropping the dick in a girls hot box while in a sauna.
I gave that bitch a steamed pickle at the YMCA.
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steamed creamer

When you creampie your girlfriend and then slap her she is then a steamed creamer
John: rob I gave my girlfriend a steamed creamer and she kicked me out of the fucking car
Rob: that's unfortunate
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A sex move where a male runs into a hospital naked, finds a disabled person, and nuts on them before security comes.
“Jake why are you on probation!?”
“I was horny yesterday, and I pulled a Steamed Vegetable
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Tired, worn out, exhausted, having a medical issue, how you feel after a fight you beat in. Can be used in sentence if you dont feel good or you are tired for example:
Yo I just got steamed! I feel mad steamed right now.
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Fry Stealer

A 'Fry Stealer', is someone who steals your fry at McDonalds after you have just scooped the Fry for your order. A 'Fry Stealer's are usually Front Counter Workers that are just trying to get the customer to go away and eat thier food. This term is used between crew at McDonalds
I'm making these mediums for drive thru don't be a 'Fry Stealer'
by Skinner! January 22, 2011
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