When you see or do something that makes you want to run and update your facebook status and let all your friends know. Also can be used as "stat that"
by Ry-G. January 5, 2010
Get the status that mug.Anyone holding the paradoxical belief that people are more competent to govern each other than they are to make individual choices.
"They either want a war on drugs or a war on guns or a war on speech or a war on business. Stupid statists."
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the quality of being G or gangsta. Something has g status when it is gangsta, ghetto, or otherwise cool. G status can also be used as an exclamation when a person has done something totally gangsta.
Those new speakers are totally G status
that busta tried to shortchange me so I knocked his punk-ass out!
G Status!
that busta tried to shortchange me so I knocked his punk-ass out!
G Status!
by Fatass December 23, 2004
Get the g status mug.Panda Status is the partaking in heavy drinking, on a consistent basis, for a whole day(more than 12 hours), beginning before noon and ending at least after midnight.
must have a buzz (minimum) throughout the day.
called panda status because you can be fine (white) then black out drunk (black) and go back again and never even know it.
black...white...PANDA
must have a buzz (minimum) throughout the day.
called panda status because you can be fine (white) then black out drunk (black) and go back again and never even know it.
black...white...PANDA
by MrMayo April 26, 2009
Get the Panda Status mug.When you can say that you are a top dawg in the gangster hierarchy. Usually an expression of "coming of age" so to speak.
Big Nigga: "Whatup little nigga."
Little Nigga: "Eh nigga I just acquired big dawg status."
Big Nigga: "AYEE!"
Little Nigga: "Eh nigga I just acquired big dawg status."
Big Nigga: "AYEE!"
by PoontangMane March 4, 2009
Get the Big Dawg Status mug.facebook status-(n.) a way to get people to ask comment or feel for someone without them directly saying, "I want people to know about what I am doing and ask me about it"
facebook status:
I am so tired right now.
oh what were you doing that made you tired?
facebook status:
I am so upset.
awe why?
facebook status:
I cant believe i just did that
OMG! are you okk??
I am so tired right now.
oh what were you doing that made you tired?
facebook status:
I am so upset.
awe why?
facebook status:
I cant believe i just did that
OMG! are you okk??
by ramsfootball599 November 28, 2009
Get the facebook status mug.When two (or more) parties post up ambiguously malicious Facebook status' in an attempt to hurt/anger/piss off the other party/parties involved. Facebook Status Jabs are usually indirect and contain subliminal messages meant to piss the sh*t out of a specific someone.
Facebook status:
John Milner is happy that he FINALLY found a girl whose
cup size is nowhere near an A!
*Claire (John's ex-girlfriend) logs on to Facebook and reads John's status*
Claire is hurt/pissed/angry by her ex's Facebook Status Jab at her 'mosquito bites' so she retaliates...via a Facebook Status Jab (of course) lol
Claire Johnson is glad she FINALLY found someone who doesn't live at his momma's house :)
...ah, Facebook Jabs - don't you just love 'em !
Hahaha!
John Milner is happy that he FINALLY found a girl whose
cup size is nowhere near an A!
*Claire (John's ex-girlfriend) logs on to Facebook and reads John's status*
Claire is hurt/pissed/angry by her ex's Facebook Status Jab at her 'mosquito bites' so she retaliates...via a Facebook Status Jab (of course) lol
Claire Johnson is glad she FINALLY found someone who doesn't live at his momma's house :)
...ah, Facebook Jabs - don't you just love 'em !
Hahaha!
by Relo_391! October 31, 2009
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