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This word means you have Skibidi ohio sigma grimace shake level 5 gyat smurf cat we live we love we lie based patrick bateman huggy wuggy rizz

Do you have Skibidi ohio sigma grimace shake level 5 gyat smurf cat we live we love we lie based patrick bateman huggy wuggy rizz?

End your life

by combobunga2020tony09 September 27, 2023

Smurfin it

To suffer from blue balls.

"Damn man, Jason ain't had sex in weeks."
"Aww dude he must be smurfin it bad."
"Yeah, he needs to start beatin his meat."

by skizzle mcnizzle November 9, 2008

smurf bluecocky

The act of a smurf ejaculating. When such event happens a large thick blue liquid is released covering everything in it's range of fire.

"this room is covered in a blue liquid, what happened?"
"Oh...a smurf bluecocky"

by DancesWithSmurfs April 12, 2010

smurf

Can take the place of any number of verbs.

I smurfed the smurfing smurf in her smurf hole!

by Weirdboyscott January 6, 2003

Smurffed Adoptee

A feeling "blue" coming of age adopted child, whose adoptive parents will not or cannot provide him with information on his or her birth family.

There is only one known worse situation than being condemned to adopted smurffdom. This added predicament comes instantly to mind, when recognized, is that the victim must face the world as a freckle-faced, red-headed, adopted step-child!

"I'm feeling sad and blue," said the smurffed adoptee after newly informed of his non-being status.

by gravy111 November 14, 2010

Birth a Chocolate Smurf

Slang for excreting fecal matter.

"Sweet mother of God, I really need to birth a chocolate smurf!"

by The Duke of Alcatraz October 4, 2008

smurf batter

(noun) man jazz, ejaculate, man juice, cum, nut

amanda needed a wet nap to wipe all of kyle's, alex's, steve's, scott's, mark's, david's and tyrone's smurf batter off her face before she went to the prom.

by Sluddy 1 March 16, 2007