Punching Trees Give Me Wood

1. An internet meme that is based around a gameplay element in the popular online sandbox/adventure game Minecraft where your character can punch trees to break them and collect their wood. This is a source of TV shirts and other internet jokes.

2. It can also be used perversively (like a That's What She Said joke).
3. It can also be used to say you're going to play Minecraft

Examples:
1. Dude1: Why are you punching that tree
Dude2: They give me wood when I do this
Dude1: Bro that's only in Minecraft
2. Punching trees gives me a hard-on.
3. Dude1: Hey, I'm going to go punch some trees
Dude2: Talking about Minecraft?
Dude1: No... I'm just really mad right now.

Minecraft Meme Punching Trees Give Me Wood

by 2_Z_Zach July 13, 2012

club punching

The act of going outside the back of a club and bending over so another man can insert his phallus into your rectum and pound you silly.

"I ain't goin' down! I'm club punching!"

Translation:

I will not be the one to go down on you my friend. I would rather you place your penis into my rectum.

by Club Puncher 69 October 9, 2006

punching the clown

Male masterbation, usually the term is used after the inner shoulder muscles are tired.

My shoulders are so tired after punching the clown.

by Max O June 19, 2006

Punching the duck

A phrase describing a person's attempt to hide the fact that they are performing a task badly.

"We're really punching the duck in Iraq at the moment"
Anthony Blair

by Rob5678 April 3, 2007

Spunting

The act of using a spotlight to hunt. A conjunction of spotlight and hunting.

We spent the entire night spunting.

by geniusexpertonallthings March 2, 2015

spelunching

v. To set off during your lunch hour in exploration of something to buy for lunch.

Her: "Did you bring your lunch today?"
Him: "No, I gotta go spelunching. Want to search the food court with me?"

by Big Brett the Bombthreat January 13, 2004

Punching the Clown

Beating Ronald McDonald, or Pennywise, or any other clown, with your fist. What else do you think that meant?

A pedo dressed like Ronald McDonald tried to lure me into a van until I started punching the clown.

by LIGMAisNotaRealDisease December 5, 2018