sluntagram

An email "dear jane" letter to your ho when you've discovered she has been slunting around on the side.

Here is the Sluntagram I sent to my former Ho.

Dear Slunt:
it's over - go get fingercuffed like the ho you are -I can't believe I wasted any time on a nasty Slunt like you.

by Erik Cuttingham July 10, 2007

Dick splint

An apparatus used so that a flaccid dick can be used for sex

I couldn't get it up so I made a dick splint

by Bagosh October 18, 2010

splinter cell

When your friend has to sneak off when no one is looking, because he is too ashamed to say he's going to hang out with his lame ass grilfriend.

Cody: Hey Doug, where did Matt go?
Doug: I don't know man. I heard him in the hall earlier while I was taking a dump, but when i came out he was gone.
Cody: He probaly went to go see Sara, and just did not want to tell you. Dude, you got splinter celled!

by jjooeerr May 16, 2006

slunt

My X wife. One that deems both titles Slut and Cunt yet you do not want to waste to many words on her.

My X-wife is a Fucking Slunt.

by rebel145 October 11, 2006

splinter

a guy with a small penis who gets "wood" or a hard on, but since it's small, it's called a splinter.

"oh man, look at that guy's splinter! mwhaha"

by the one who coined the term! thank you! April 13, 2007

Splinters

When a woman hasn't shaved in awhile, and you feel very little hairs as grope her leg.

Damn girl, you got splinters!

by pistolpetee January 7, 2010

Splint Dick

A splint dick occurs when someone can't get an erection on their own and attempts to fool the girl into thinking they're hard by tying two Popsicle sticks to either side of their penis like a splint

Robert ate too much spaghetti and couldnt get a boner, but still fooled Linda with his splint dick

by Stein Man May 4, 2008