To splong is to break the social rules, defined by a community.
This can result in a ban from the community and being ignored and repelled by community members.
This can result in a ban from the community and being ignored and repelled by community members.
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Get the splinter cell mug.The action when you do not have any tissues left and you hands free forcefully blow the built up snot out of your nose and on to the ground.
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Get the lip splinter mug.A linguistic device used in comic books. Here are some sound effect examples from Batman: Bam, Boom, Plop, Splat, Thwack, Zap
1. Splonk is an onomatopoeia.
2. Spiderman punched his lights out... Ka-POW! The bad guy fell over dead- SPLONK.
2. Spiderman punched his lights out... Ka-POW! The bad guy fell over dead- SPLONK.
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Get the SPLONK mug.The noob term for playing Splinter Cell in the online environment, Steam.
A cultural rift has developed here between the senior players (nerds) and the newbies (sometimes referred to as noobs or the 1337 association, n00bs, but really they're just fresh meat) similar to that of Halo 2 Online. Standby shooting/trapping is also outlawed and is overseen by a heavily biased selection of mods (some of which are just cool noobs who bribed other mods with a steak dinner and a Charms blowpop. A noob-mod is idenified when a mod has flying capabilities, but cannot move beyond the second floor due to poor controller/joystick skillz.)
Obscene names are common, as are rooms socially off-limits to the noob population.
It is also a wonderful place to take hilarious screencaps.
A cultural rift has developed here between the senior players (nerds) and the newbies (sometimes referred to as noobs or the 1337 association, n00bs, but really they're just fresh meat) similar to that of Halo 2 Online. Standby shooting/trapping is also outlawed and is overseen by a heavily biased selection of mods (some of which are just cool noobs who bribed other mods with a steak dinner and a Charms blowpop. A noob-mod is idenified when a mod has flying capabilities, but cannot move beyond the second floor due to poor controller/joystick skillz.)
Obscene names are common, as are rooms socially off-limits to the noob population.
It is also a wonderful place to take hilarious screencaps.
Splinter Cell Online subtitled screencap:
*eucatastrophe has entered
*a_big_throbbing_cock has entered
(play commences as usual. But suddenly...)
*eucatastrophe is being choked form behind.
a_big_throbbing_cock: EUCATASTROPHE SUCK THIS
*eucatastrophe was choked to death by a_big_throbbing_cock
sleepy: LAWL!!!!!11!11!!1oneelven!!11
*eucatastrophe has entered
*a_big_throbbing_cock has entered
(play commences as usual. But suddenly...)
*eucatastrophe is being choked form behind.
a_big_throbbing_cock: EUCATASTROPHE SUCK THIS
*eucatastrophe was choked to death by a_big_throbbing_cock
sleepy: LAWL!!!!!11!11!!1oneelven!!11
by eucatastrophe June 18, 2006
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