Sandy Hot Dog

Refers to the sexual act of a male inserting his penis into a woman's rectum, then removing the penis and allowing the fecal matter to dry until crusty upon the penis. Once the fecal matter has reached a crusty and sandy consistency the male then inserts the penis into the woman's vaginal opening or mouth and precedes to hump vigoriously.

Cody gave Carolynn the ole sandy hot dog last night.

by A Concerned-Citizen October 20, 2009

Sandyston

A small town in Sussex County, NJ that consists of tobacco, cows, and grass. An estimated 13.6 people live in Sandyston. For every person that lives in Sandyston there are 78 farm animals. Although many people from Sussex County think they live in "the country" they are fucking stupid. Sandyston could be considered "country" but isn't truly. It's too small. Fuck my dog. Some residents of Sandyston like to refer to it as "S-Town". It's "ton" not "town" you fucking cock goblins. Surrounding township citizens and many students from KRHS like to pick fun at the citizens of Sandyston because they live in the middle of fucking nowhere and have tiny penises. We don't have tiny penises. Our penises are of adequate size. Even the chicks'. Well I guess that's it. I guess I'll make like a tree and get the fuck out of here.

Genitalia "LOL, those kids are from Sandyston"
Kids from Sandyston "You think I have a tiny penis?"

by mynameisn'tmatt August 6, 2011

spandex

Something that should not be worn by fat people or those who hate getting wedgies.

My next-door neighbor has a spandex bathrobe. What a dummy!

by RatchetBoo April 27, 2003

Spanny

A cross bewteen the words Spanner and Spazzy- both meaning mental head-cases. The word is used in a jokey way between friends when someone does or says something stupid.

Jules: "are the clouds in front of the moon?"
Tom: "are you being serious?! you're such a spanny!! hahaha"

by YorkeyP June 6, 2007

spankytard

spankytards trump followers

all of the spankytards love spanky's invasion of syria

by LiberalAvenger April 16, 2018

street shandy

The foaming remains of an outdoor piss, usually containing large amounts of alcohol and so is reminiscent of Shandy (a mix of beer and lemonade)

Where’s john?
He's having a piss, he's so fucked
Oh yea, I can see the street Shandy

by DickieTheBirdTableIsUnstable December 27, 2006

Eye Shandy

A phrase applied when referring to an attractive member of the opposite (or same) sex whose appearance would provide sufficient arousal for masturbatory activities at a later date. Derives from a combination of the phrases 'Eye Candy' and 'Hand Shandy'.

'Woah, check out the eye shandy over there, gotta remember that one for later!'

'Sweet, I need to get a pic of that eye shandy for some hand-to-gland ferocity tonight!'

by RhythmJunky March 4, 2009