shallow

Morons who only like people because they're hot. They don't bother to actually get to know them.

Guy #1: Hal, lemme ask you something. Are you so shallow that you'd rather date a girl missing one breast than half a brain?
Guy #2: Ooh...toughie. Well, how's the remaining breast? Is it big?

by Elizabeth Bennett April 19, 2006

National swallow cum day

National swallow cum day on November 1st.

I’m gonna swallow to day, cause it’s November 1st which means it’s National swallow cum day.

by Dinbbmaja October 15, 2020

swallow kids

the act of a lucky lady swallowing a man's ooga, you know, his little swimmers.

1.Sara you sure are good at this, have you swallowed kids before?
2."...all you gotta do is swallow some kids like that witch did in Hansel and Gretel..." - Fabolous "Damn"

by Tha Shocker (L.P.) May 4, 2003

Spalonkathunk

An "ebonic" phrase meaning an extremely large buttocks that pertrudes out of the pants. This can be found in clubs or some street areas.

Dude look at that Spalonkathunk!!!

by Kyle Smeer July 29, 2008

white-swallow

a hot load that, that bitch better swallow! ie. i shoot my cum in my girls mouth, and she swallows it

"damn tom, i dident know you mom gives out white-swallows for 5 bucks a pop"

by antipope_9 July 16, 2008

fishing shallow

a term used when a guy's dick is so small he can barely get it past the labia when having sex with a woman.

Girl 1: I heard John is fishing shallow.

Girl 2: Yeah, poor guy. Sally said he got a lot deeper with his finger.

by cybersavage December 9, 2013

butt swallow

When you need to poop really badly, but you hold it in long enough that the feeling passes temporarily.

Example 1:
Ah I really need to shit... Nope, just butt swallowed it we're all good.

Example 2:
One time, I butt swallowed five times in the span of an hour, and when I got home I had to shit so bad that I pooped myself before I got to the toilet :/

by tHaKid March 27, 2015