soberspect

Soberly reflecting on the previous night's drunken stupor and wishing you hadn't done something embarrassing.

In soberspect I wish I hadn't spit ice down the front of that woman's shirt.

by rio rio 67 September 22, 2010

Soberback

Anyone who intentionally stays sober during an alcohol-infested party making sure no one gets in too much trouble to get the police involved.

Bro, the cops would've totally chucked our curb had Jerry not been our soberback last night! Yeah Jerry!!

by AWw YEAHH March 19, 2011

Soberbate

When one becomes sober, through the act of fierce, concentrated, masturbation.

I Never drive drunk! I make sure to always soberbate, before I get behind the wheel of a car.

by Ry and Ry April 27, 2011

Sofari

The act of watching wildlife programmes on TV from the comfort (and safety) of your sofa.

A cheap vacation alternative.
safari staycation

I'm not going to work, I'm on sofari

by doublebonobo May 15, 2011

sober as a sphinx

A way to describe yourself when you are so smashed you've deluded yourself into thinking you're sober.

"Nah man, fuck off. I'm sober as a sphinx!"

by Dickweed McGee May 3, 2014

soberfluxxed

When you're cycling through the peak waves of an acid trip and can't decide if you're coming down or coming up.

Man, I don't know if I can make it to the car. I'm feelin' pretty soberfluxxed.

by graytoun May 24, 2014

soberspiration

A sober person leading a well lived enjoyable life who inspires one to follow his/her path into sobriety.

David is so happy, he is a soberspiration to me.

by Beardly Man September 14, 2014