programmer socks

Those white and blue/pink striped socks femboys wear. Seeing as how a vast majority of programmers are joked to be furries or femboys, that's where this saying gets it's origin.

Twink A: Babe you look really good in your programmer socks, wanna put them on for me?
Twink B: Sure! UwU

by AlecButActuallyLance May 4, 2022

Chocolate Sock

Removing you sock and using it to wipe your shitty ass in leiu of toilet paper.

Patrick Swayze - "I was out at the Double Deuce last night and, ironically, had to take a greasy deuce. I rushed into the bathroom, harpooned a log in the toilet only to find there was no toilet paper. I took off my shoe and did the only thing I could think of, Chocolate Sock."

Random Dude - "Ya I was wondering why you left the bar with one sock on."

by Dangerstache October 6, 2009

tomb sock

a sock that has been ejaculated into so many times that it must be laid to rest. further more burned or thrown away.

man, this tomb sock has so much ejaculate in it.

by CHIDDY BANG September 9, 2013

sock mop

To use the sock that you are wearing to clean up a small spill on the floor.
Lazier and quicker then getting a towel.

After spilling some coffee on the kitchen floor, Doug performed a sock mop and that kept his girlfriend happy.

by Richard Wadington December 19, 2008

sock wank

Inserting ones penis into a sock for the sole reason of masterbating

Where have all your socks gone, out haven't been doing that sock wank thing again have u ?

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

Sock rule

If you do gay shit it’s doesn’t make you gay if you have socks on but if you do it on a Wednesday then it makes you gay

Tod: hey I just had sex with Jason

John: bro that’s gay
Tod: no it’s not remember the sock rule

John: yeah but it’s Wednesday

Tod: damnit

by Randomrugny December 18, 2019

sock water

a condescending synonym for "tea"

The term "sock water" is often used to express contempt toward tea and people who consume it. Legend has it that the word was brought into popular American vernacular by the outspoken Wisconsin cheesehead, Brad Turriff. However, this legend is not true, as the term was coined long before he was born.

Why don't you drink pop instead of that disgusting sock water?!

by Ruby Wilson June 24, 2006