smoked turkey

When it is thanksgiving and you get really really high

Collin: Oh man look at Spencer, he just ripped his bong! That is one smoked turkey!

by HighNiggis November 28, 2019

smokedcheddadatassgetta

the funniest, coolest, and hottest tiktoker ever! she creates videos that appeal to the eye! she also has the coolest moots!!

smokedcheddadatassgetta is so hot and funny!

by cool person! June 2, 2021

Smoody

Moody and grumpy behavior caused by sadness. Mainly found in teenagers and sometimes adults. Curable with hot chocolate, hugs, and comedy movies.

After breaking up with Ted Laura was unbearably smoody.

by angelic_wreck October 2, 2016

Bird Smoked

Getting your bird smoked is the action of a girl performing oral sex on a man.

Yeah dude, get your bird smoked!!!

That girl could smoke a mean bird.

by shockersoftly March 1, 2010

smoked

Synonym of "owned" or "nigged" often used by a certain Dartmouth douche (also a member of Team Eye Candy), traditionally said in a high voice, leading observers to question said douche's supposed heterosexuality.

Oasis Fanatic: Who sings this song (Bittersweet Symphony)?
Douche: Umm...are you serious? OASIS! OHHHHH! SMOKED!
Bystander: No, you cunt, it's The Verve.
Douche: Oh.
Oasis Fanatic: You can go ahead and sit down cunt.

by Your Favourite Worst Nightmare January 11, 2008

smoked

To be extremly unatractive

"why don't you ask her out"
"nah she's Smoked"

by A2Ln October 7, 2009

smoked

To hit or throw something really fast.

Dude ! that ball was smoked

by hamghetti... September 25, 2006