Smirph

A person who is generally annoying, usually pertaining to younger people who play video games. This person generally will loose valuable items and ruin your game experience. Opposite of smurf, he is generally bad at the game and in too high of a rank.

This guy is acting like smirph with a ph, kick him from the game!

by kelzyth October 19, 2020

Smirching

To look down upon in a condescending way especially in the instance of mistakes in grammar and language misuse. A derogatory rebuttal primarily used by the illiterate, uneducated, and under or unappreciated genius.

"Yo tyrrany under any democracy ain't no joke. Black lives matter. Don't no fools they take us for."said hassym. "your language usage is attrociously obscene." Said Robert. Hassym answered back, "yo don't be smirching."

by Dogwood27 January 3, 2021

Smirkified

When someone smirks at you, and you feel it.

“Oof, I’ve been Smirkified.”

by Fyr211 February 10, 2021

smirgin

a smirking virgin

damn bro, you're such a smirgin.

by thisisforaliz January 5, 2022

Smirti

A Smirti is usually distant if you don’t know her, but once you get close to her, she can be one of the best friends/relationships you’ll ever have. She can make you laugh, and just feel good while being around you. Once you get close to her, don’t lose her. She will be an amazing person to know, and can easily make you happy.

I’ve always wanted to know a Smirti

by Bhtghrt February 12, 2022

Smirkle

More than a smirk, but not quite a smile. Also, when Urkel smiles.

Wipe that smirkle off your face before I do it for you!

by ankowai June 1, 2022

Chocolate Smirnoff

When you’re girlfriend suggests anal for the first time, then farts out a Smirnoff Ice and you have to chug it on your knees.

Bro, I thought I was she was going to let me do anal, and she pulled a Chocolate Smirnoff out of her ass!

by Dchand1 August 3, 2019