Smeesh

A 'chav' from a part of the UK.
or what 'chavs' like to call each other or 'normal' people

Chav1 : "oh smeesh I was rat assed last night
Chav2 : " oh smeesh you gotta fag"

by Kelly259 June 10, 2007

Smesh

smash sesh- where you either bang out loads of revision and have a fuck marathon with your partner

Fuck the sesh man is going to have a smesh in the libs and then smesh with JULIE

by what-the-cheese? May 20, 2017

smeshing

a new, hip form of the word "banter" which frankly is becoming over used, plus its much more fun to say.
it means to engage in a funny conversation with other people.

"oh i do love smeshing with my friends."

"i love to smesh with people i dont usually talk to."

by Gaspazriel October 1, 2012

smemikase

stupid, smelly, baseball playin boys, who dont know when to take showers

that boy in ace is a major smemikase.

by kazizzle n courtdawg May 1, 2003

Stemster

A uniquely substantial erection of painful severity, rendering its owner nearly immobile due to both lack of blood flow to the cereberal cortex and the sheer awkwardness of navigating any appreciable distance with an engorged shank.

I wanted to go up to the bar for another round of shots, but that chick grinding on my lap left me with savage stemster

by frymax22 December 12, 2007

Smeshman

The collaboration of two beings acting as one to make the most tactical maneuvers in combat related situations.

Smeshman Ops!

by Seshman December 12, 2009

SMeSsay

A cell phone text message, typically short in length by nature, that is longer than typical text message and sent from a smartphone user (iPhone, Blackberry, etc) to a regular cell-phone user. The regular cell phone will cut up the message into smaller sizes that it can process and load them sequentially in the recipient's inbox. Depending on the # of sections the SMeSsay is cut up into defines the type - for example, if the SMeSsay is cut into five smaller subsections, it would be an Expository SMeSsay.

(a series of chimes indicating the receipt of several texts into the owners cell phone)

Cell phone user: Whoa, my phone is blowing up!
Friend: Who is it?
Cell Phone User: Aw, never mind, it's just another SMeSsay from Jesse again - he thinks he's so cool with that new iPhone!
Friend: Do I sense a tinge of jealousy, or has the the cramp from T9 texting made you a little cranky?

by MayorJesse June 23, 2010