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Stemster

A uniquely substantial erection of painful severity, rendering its owner nearly immobile due to both lack of blood flow to the cereberal cortex and the sheer awkwardness of navigating any appreciable distance with an engorged shank.

I wanted to go up to the bar for another round of shots, but that chick grinding on my lap left me with savage stemster

by frymax22 December 12, 2007