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Boob Snooze

n. - the nap babies take when breast feeding. These often only last for the time period during direct contact with the boob, however may be skillfully parlayed into a full crib nap by a series of deft maneuvers.
Dad: Did the little boo get a nap today?
Mom: No he only boob snoozed for about 15 minutes.
by BakaTBakaSTakaTCz June 18, 2007
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snooze

A person with whom communication is so dull and uninteresting, that they induce narcolepsy in the listener. Topics of conversation usually include: work, family, pets, weather, personal care, televised sports.
"I saw so-and-so the other day. She cornered me, then proceeded to tell me all about her cats, then about her brother in Akron. The only thing that could have been worse would have been a conversation about urinary tract infections. What a f*@king snooze."
by gregorymandu April 11, 2008
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At the homecomming dance, Sharon's skirt fell off and the whole junior class got a gander at her snooze.
by Brandon Franklin September 19, 2006
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Snoozer

A girl that will meet you for drinks/dinner...Take you home...And not have sex with you. This can actually happen up to 3 times before this "Snoozer" will participate in the act of love making. A male "Snoozer" who brings girls home to just sleep is more commonly known as a homosexual.
"...You can stay at my place....I mean....Not in a sexual way or anything..."

Quote from Kalin H - Serial Snoozer
by Dan IV III November 28, 2007
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Snoozer

When you hit snooze so many times on your alarm you end up being late
"Hey man, sorry I'm late, I was being a total snoozer"
by Trkoiz October 9, 2015
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snooze

to put someone who awakens back to sleep, usually through gentle means.
"The baby woke up at 3 am, but I gave him a bottle and snoozed him for another two hours."
by BakingSodaMacguyver September 10, 2010
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splooze

splooze is the orgasm a guy has when he's jacking off and has a cumgasm where his jizz just oozes out of his dick.
I was taking care of my morning wood, and when I had a cumgasm, my cum didn't spurt - it sploozed out!
by USAF Cadet November 16, 2020
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