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cock slob

A Cock Slob is a person that takes on as many cocks as possible.
Shelley took on the basketball team again! What a Cockslob!
by Pud August 23, 2004
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neat slob

(n). a young man, usually a bachelor, who can be neat when he wants to, but prefers to leave his car, apartment, and other belongings in a disorderly fashion.
I am a neat slob. When company comes over, I will tidy up the place, then after they leave, I will leave things all over the place.
by boggler June 5, 2005
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Cow Slob

When a woman is sucking a man dick and she creates so much saliva it looks a lot like a young calf sucking on its mother's tits.
Jenny likes to suck dick so much she cow slobs every were.

Jenny suck my dick so hard she cow slobbed all over her stomach.
by Chino Grife June 24, 2009
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secret slob

An individual whose physical appearance is neat, put-together, fashionable and clean, but keeps his/her place of inhabitance extremely messy.

Someone who cares more about how they look to others than their personal hygiene/sanity/self-respect.

Negatively used as these people put much care in their physical appearance to impress others rather than take true care of themselves.
person 1: "whoa, Billy always looks so put together- he's so hot!"

person 2: "no dude, you should see his room, it's disgusting. He's a total secret slob."
by observanthallmate May 25, 2013
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Sausage Slob

A Sausage Slob is a dirty girl who goes through more Wiener between her legs then the production line at Oscar Meyer Hot Dogs.
Look at that slutty butt over there, she's hit on every guy in this bar looking for a piece of ass while her husbands out of town. She's already screwed half the county. What a Sausage Slob!
by SassyJax01 November 2, 2011
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So Slob

The name given to one of Egorgian Warlord's puppets. Known as So Real 187 or Now that's so real on YouTube. He has been dancing for 5 years and has been benched on multiple occasions. He was put against a bunch of other retards in a bench-brawl by EL PRESADOR and lost. He has tried to make multiple videos claiming he makes QUANTRELL BISHOP dance, but he fails every time. Since he is mentally retarded, he has pronounced multiple words wrong. He can't say the word scorned(He says scored), Baja Blast(Pronounced Baha Blast)(He says Bawjaw Blast), and worst of all filet mignon(Pronounced fil-aye minyon)(He says Fil-et Mig-Non). He, also like the fat-faced f*cking slob Jordie Jordan relies on donations while he plays video Games.
"So Slob just got benched"
by Johnny is a stupid af name October 20, 2021
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Bob the Slob Knob

Performance of fellatio on the male penis.
He had a micro but I was still able to Bob the slob knob.

My co-worker decided to Bob the slob knob on me in the store room.
by Dick Onchin October 31, 2020
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