Dick Slicker

A Dick Slicker, or slicker, is a condom, a "raincoat" or "Slicker" for your penis. Just as a rain slicker is worn to protect your body from exposure to unfriendly weather, a "dick slicker" is worn to protect your pecker from exposure to unfriendly snatch.

"If you're going to Jamie's tonight, don't forget the Dick Slicker. She spends so much time at the free clinic she has her own parking space.

by ImSkattered March 17, 2008

city-slicker

Human fecal matter deposited in the woods/country.

There're no toilets... you're gonna have to drop a city-slicker.

by berserkerich May 30, 2011

slicker

shit + licker = slicker

your a right slicker
your a right shit licker

by Xean5 April 26, 2010

pot stickers

Little chunks or smears of shit that stay stuck to the toilet bowl even after you flush.

Damn, those burritos you ate last night left some pot stickers this morning!

by JoeD2 January 16, 2008

snickers

Shit in a swimming pool

Yo, man watch on that snickers at the pool.

by Ratko October 4, 2006

Snickers/m1nj3

The highest rank of a 'cool' said to describe a person(s).
Snickers/m1nj3 is greater than cool, wikad, sick, super, kick-ass, and mega put together.

That snickers bar is so 1337 that Snickers/m1nj3 is the only word I could use to describe it.

by Robert parkinson November 10, 2008

bumper stickers

retarded slogans on rectangular stickers that are attached to many crappy cars. people who have brand new cars feel they're too cool to put bumper stickers on that nice shiny mustang. over time, they will.examples of said bumper stickers are:

My child is an Honors Student!

Jesus loves you!

If you have animals called pets why do you eat animals called food?

Im a Proud Soccer Mom!

stuff with college football logos

on the back of a crappy nissan- "Jesus loves you, but everyone thinks your an asshole!" bumper stickers

on the back of a shiny SUV- TINY family stick figure bumper stickers boasting about your perfect family and pets.

by imsocoolishaticecubes! October 9, 2008