Silent but Deadly

When you thought you ripped a good one, but it ended up being silent, and smelled terrible.

Person 1: *Farts Silently*
Person 2: Do smell that?
Person 3: Eww! Person 1 ripped a Silent but Deadly!

by AFZFilms November 17, 2018

Silent shrub

A land/estate for booty calls and loose women known for alcohol, drugs, and debauchery.

Nick met a girl at the cigar bar and brought her back to the silent shrub.

by Peter piper 911 January 10, 2017

Silent J

When a chick has a silent J in her name and you can taste it when you kiss her

Guy 1: How was that girl last night?
Guy 2: I made her go home cause she had a silent J in her name

by SomethingThatIsntTaken April 1, 2020

Silent Hangover

a hangover that creeps up on you throughout the day, generally when you wake up still drunk the next morning

Damn bro, I took hella shots last night, thus I will totes be having a silent hangover in a couple hours!

by muffinman091890 May 13, 2011

silent shipper

a shipper, especially an irl shipper, who thinks that a ship is cute, but doesn’t try to make everything into a ship moment, and definitely doesn’t push their ship onto the people they’re shipping or try to force them to be together.

someone: oh, you ship those people? you’re so gross for trying to force them into a relationship!
silent shipper: i’m not trying to do that at all, i just think theyre neat

by noonieeboo February 6, 2020

Silent Vacuum

During intercourse, a man strap's a belt tightly around a woman's waist. As he is about to ejaculate, he rapidly lets go of the belt. The woman's Vagina sucks so hard its sucks his balls in. Acting like a vacuum.

I silent vacuum'd your Mom so hard, i lost my balls.

by PopzZN May 10, 2016

silent houdini

When a guy is plundering a females vajiggle jaggle and pulls out. He then spits on her back making her thing he came. When she turns around, he blows his load all over her face.

Friend one: "Hey man how was last night?"
Friend two" "Pretty good until she got pissed when I pulled a silent houdini"

by realniggazunite September 23, 2013