Alright fellow humans! I think ever since movies and shows came out the human race has been BROKEN BY STUPIDITY! WE DO NOT SHIP PEOPLE LIKE ELSA AND ANNA, OR EZRA AND KANAN, OR FINN AND POE, OR ELSA AND JACK FROST, OR JESSE AND LUKAS, OR MERIDA AND HICCUP!!!!!!!!! THEY ARE EITHER FROM DIFFERENT MOVIES AND DO NOT MATCH AT ALL, OR THEY ARE APPARENTLY "CLOSE FRIENDS" so that people are like, "IF THEY ARE CLOSE FRIENDS, THEN THEY'RE IN LOVE!" ARE YOU ALL DELUSIONAL?! WAKE UP! JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE CLOSE DOES NOT MEAN THEY ARE IN LOVE! IF YOU THINK THAT, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW AHT ROMANCE IS! ALL HUMANS READING THIS, LIKE THIS IF YOU AGREE, OR DISLIKE THIS BECAUSE YOU ARE DELUSIONAL AND YOU SHIP RANDOM PEOPLE JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE "CLOSE FRIENDS" OR THEY ARE "SIMILAR"!
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My shmohl shues caused me to suck my entire families dicks and eat there cum, and they fucked my ass into non existence
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Please stop writing 'hump ring ships' about me and my boyfriend, we aren't getting married.
Yeah well this fanfic says otherwise.
Yeah well this fanfic says otherwise.
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Get the Hump Ring Ships mug.the sound that extremely sexy girls make in bed while being fucked in the ass with great gusto. another example of when this sound would be made in bed is when you are fucking a girl with an extremely tight pussy, causing her to scream out in pain and pleasure. A combination of shit and an orgasm. For instance: you're fucking a girl so hard that she starts to scream "SHIT!!!!" but is cut off by the sound of her own orgasm. So it sounds something like "SH- urshhuuhshhhh!"
Gentlemen, you have never fucked someone to the furthest possible extent until you get a shursh out of them. This applies to anal sex as well as conventional sex.
Ladies, you CAN get a shursh out of a man. It is more dificult, but possible if you have major skills in bed. I myself have had a woman cause me to shursh. You can cause a man to shursh while giving him a blowjob by jerking his cock around in you mouth, as well as in your hands. However, it is more difficult with a handjob, and the blowjob technique is much more enjoyable for both parties. If done correctly, the man will scream out in pain, only to have his scream cut short by the orgasm who is sure to follow.The only known way to make a real man shursh while in the traditional position is if you are both extremely good in bed and if you have incredible control of your vaginal muscles. Simply sqeeze his cock while it is inside you. Do this by flexing the walls of you vagina, massaging it.
Gentlemen, you have never fucked someone to the furthest possible extent until you get a shursh out of them. This applies to anal sex as well as conventional sex.
Ladies, you CAN get a shursh out of a man. It is more dificult, but possible if you have major skills in bed. I myself have had a woman cause me to shursh. You can cause a man to shursh while giving him a blowjob by jerking his cock around in you mouth, as well as in your hands. However, it is more difficult with a handjob, and the blowjob technique is much more enjoyable for both parties. If done correctly, the man will scream out in pain, only to have his scream cut short by the orgasm who is sure to follow.The only known way to make a real man shursh while in the traditional position is if you are both extremely good in bed and if you have incredible control of your vaginal muscles. Simply sqeeze his cock while it is inside you. Do this by flexing the walls of you vagina, massaging it.
As Steve drove his cock deeper into Sarah's "church", she screamed with pain and pleasure, and would shursh each time he grinded harder or came at her from another angle.
by shurshexpert1 December 11, 2011
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–noun
1. the act of expressing dissatisfaction, pain, uneasiness, censure, resentment, or grief with a situation as a reason for doing something selfish.
2. to perform a selfish act at the expense of others or act in a dishonestly dichotomous manner.
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Shuksan, verb
–noun
1. the act of expressing dissatisfaction, pain, uneasiness, censure, resentment, or grief with a situation as a reason for doing something selfish.
2. to perform a selfish act at the expense of others or act in a dishonestly dichotomous manner.
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Shuksan, verb
Noun form: He stole the orphans' trust fund because he said that he didn't like the way the orphanage was being run, man, he pulled a Shuksan there!
Verb form: Example: Watch out, that guy is a snake in the grass; he's going to shuksan your bank account!
Verb form: Example: Watch out, that guy is a snake in the grass; he's going to shuksan your bank account!
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