meth shredding

A term used to describe the commonly experienced paranoia fueled by methamphetamine use that causes the user to compulsively tear into tiny pieces, by hand, everything they come in contact with.

I had eaten a Twinkie and therefore relied upon my meth shredding habit to eliminate all possible evidence of this pathetic and unhealthful event knowing that my dietary activity could at some point become the subject of a full-blown FBI investigation.

meth shredding by Dr Bunnygirl September 26, 2019

Shed Destroyer 

Someone who sneaks into your shed, whether it be morning or night and has hardcore sex to the point where that bitch just demolished your shed.

"We better hit up Lowes and stock up on sheds."

"Why?"

"I heard Sherman is a Shed Destroyer."

Shead Head shed shit

Shed Destroyer by Official Ginger July 9, 2010

shedboy 

A man who runs away from relationships and hides in sheds, owns boats with no engines, and may appear on talk shows with strangely ginger hair. Will argue and bluster on any subject for a hobby regardless of any knowledge of the subject matter.

Oh look, there's shedboy and his shed!

shedboy by nibbledbyducks November 19, 2010

Shared Status 

On Facebook, to re-post someone else's status as your own status. Similar to a retweet, but preceded by SS. Can be followed by the re-poster's own comment.

Official Form: SS @Original Poster: Original Poster's Status <<< Re-Poster's Comment (optional)

Larry's Status: I'm loving this new EA Game

Courtney's Status after seeing Larry's: SS @Larry: I'm loving this new EA Game

or

Courtney's Status after seeing Larry's: SS @Larry: I'm loving this new EA Game <<< I bought the Collector's Edition

Shared Status has just occurred

Shared Status by CM Joker December 15, 2009

passport shredder

A passport shredder is a day where the weather is so unbelievably good, you never want to leave. (Origin: Queensland, Australia)

Let's go to the beach, it's an absolute passport shredder of a day.

passport shredder by Ned7 October 23, 2013

shed party 

A shed party is where a party is held in a shed.

Chris: Oi Wilf, that party was sick last night, I was off me nut!!

Wilf: Yeh man, I can't even remember where it was.

Chris: It was a shed party you daft cunt.

shed party by PizzaBoy6000 July 17, 2016

Shared Apartment 

Similar to "Waffle Stomp" but done in the bath tub with a drain. When you go to stomp the turd down the drain it closes. Now you live in a "Shared Apartment".

I forgot I was in the tub instead of the shower... I still attempted to Waffle Stomp the nuggets down the drain but it closed. Now I live in a Shared Apartment

Shared Apartment by Pride rock concrete meme team July 20, 2021