shmeat clobber

an irregularly large male genitalia. Ranging from 9.5-16.5 inches in length, with a typical girth of 4-5 inches. It is easy to spot a shmeat clobber through one’s garments.

Jessica: Oh my god! All of the girls love him.
Stacy: I wonder why.
Jessica: It’s a no brainer, he has a shmeat clobber!

by shmeetbopper May 18, 2022

Shmea

A word used to describe someone that smells like shit, gets no bitches, has a uncircumcised 2 inch dick, has blackheads the size of dimes, wears the same clothes everyday, has no friends, sends pictures with ketchup on his dick, greasy haired, speech impediment having, cellulite ridden, lice in the hair, teeth looks like a box full of cracker jack, ass breath, sweaty mother fucker

Dude 1: yo let’s go talk to that fat kid, he seems lonely and smelly

Dude 2: NOO! DONT GO NEAR SHMEA OR YOUR NOSE HAIRS WILL SINGE FROM THE STENCH OF HIM NOT SHOWING SINCE 3rd GRADE!!

by Louie Debolt May 20, 2022

shmeatboxing

The act of making rhythmic sounds with your mouth while performing felacio on a penis.

"That shmeatboxing was bustin "

by Taddybojangles August 12, 2022

Shmancy

It doesn’t mean anything but fancy. BUT it is better because it is ✨shmancy✨

Omg that is so shmancy

by Shmancy pidgeon January 21, 2023

SHMEATY MEAT

Meat is a tiny man who loves basketbol, he is an 2K MyPlayer and basically customised an NPC

"GET YOUR MEAT OFF ME MEAT"
"MEEEEAT"
"SHMEATY MEAT"

by BOLnotReal August 15, 2023

Shmeagle Deagle

For when Whifflatog is finally out of style

Person 1: Did you see the antics that whifflatog got up to?

Person 2: No way is Shmeagle Deagle still using that terminology to refer to that individual

by Gunzo Cheeky October 16, 2023

dog shmeat

when something is dog shmeat it is bad

that’s dog shmeat my guy
used negatively

by djmdjmdjm11 November 16, 2018