shitcoil

The water that hits your butt when a large amount of poop hits the water.

Dude i had a major shitcoil last night.

by notorious RWT April 21, 2013

Shitbooking

The process of checking one's Facebook whilst on the toilet. A modern phenomenon, due to the ease of smart phones. Closely related to Pissbooking (by about ten centimetres).

After that dodgy curry, I knew I was in for a big one. So I decided to do some Shitbooking.

-"Dude, you were in there for ages, you alright?"
-"Yeah man, just did some Shitbooking"

by pubic_clabs June 13, 2013

shitcording

The act of being on the toilet while on a discord server.

I wanted to chat in discord, but I had to poop, so I'll just be shitcording for a while, I guess.

by RectalThermom July 23, 2017

shithook

A person who is willing to horrible things to attain their own objectives, often at the expense of coworkers or friends.

We worked on this project for weeks together, then (insert name) had to be a shithook and take all the credit.

by trafamladorian October 31, 2017

Shitborn

A child that was concieved by anal sex.

What’s wrong with that baby? Oh him he was premature and shitborn.

by TacoTruck 69 February 10, 2019

schitzoskunk

Schitzoskunk is someone that is so schitzo that they believe they have little people living all over their body so the refuse to bathe or shower, and enough time has gone by that they smell as bad as a skunk, and their smell lingers wherever they've been.

OMG, what's that stench? That girl is definitely going through a schitzoskunk episode.

by 69hysteria87 October 10, 2019

Shitboil

A shitboil is a dog who thinks her or she can win fights wth big dogs but can't they like to hump stuffed animals and love people named linda David Savannah Leroy raymond and marvin Shitboils like to eat toes for dessert

Look mom it's a shitboil can I have one for hanukah

by Salvatore Ami May 28, 2020