Sheezer

Female version of the term "geezer"

Awight sheezer, ow ya doin luv?

by Rahoolduke August 19, 2008

skeeters

n. A southern pronunciation of the word mosquitoes.

"These skeeters are eat'in me alive!"

by WiXan June 7, 2013

Cousin Skeeter

A white guy with a jew fro that looks mexican.

Friend 1: im gonna call you cousin skeeter from now on....
Friend 2: do i want to know why?
Friend 1: its because you're mexican and have a jew fro.
Friend 3: is Chris around?
Friend 1: Nope just Cousin Skeeter and I.

by Mr.Whippy6969 April 28, 2009

Sheetrock Helmet

When having sexual intercourse, usually a Hate Fuck, you force the top of the head of your partner through a wall.

Last night I was so fucked up I decided to bone my ex again. She still had a line across her forehead from the sheetrock helmet I gave her last wednesday.

by Alan Ashton October 3, 2008

SKEETER BISCUIT

A Southern slut who is unclean and trifling.

That cross-eyed girl is a real Skeeter Biscuit!

by volsgirl1976 February 27, 2011

Skeetering

The act of giving or receiving oral sex whilst riding a scooter.

I had a rough day at work so went I got home, I grabbed my bitch and we went for a quick ride on my scooter where I started skeetering around the bloc.

by WithDaggersNY June 12, 2011

Smeeter

Back in late 2016 through early to mid 2017 kids in school would use the word smeeter as a kind of euphemism to indicate having a little weener, a small penis.

Yo did you see that diagram in science class??? The dude in it had a smeeter! A 2 incher! He was friggen small!

by Ivan burner May 20, 2018