Dry shampoo

The action of pouring shampoo into ones vagina, letting it dry, and acting as birth control, if you want it removed, boil some water, pour it into ones vagina, and wait for it to unthaw

I can’t believe your having sex with him, it’s time for dry shampoo

by BowlOfSpaghetti March 24, 2020

Sacramento Shampoo

The act of shooting a load of semen into a woman or man's hair in the shower substituting for normal shampoo.

Girl: *Shower running* "Honey I'm out of shampoo!".

Man: "No worries hunny bunny,get on your knee's and get ready for a load of Sacramento Shampoo".

by APeezy_UK54 November 20, 2010

Shampoo Effect

The effect when you drink alcohol the day after getting extremely drunk and it only takes you a quarter of the amount of alcohol to get you equally as drunk as the night before.

The shampoo effect really got Brittney tonight, she only had one shot and now she is peeing in the refrigerator!!

by slevin20 January 2, 2011

mud shampoo

The act of pissing on a girl's hair to wet it, then proceeding to take a shit on her head and massage into hair with your butt/groin region.

Last night that chick asked for a mud shampoo! How crazy is that?!

by 'Murica April 19, 2011

Shampooing

Engaging in sex while shampooing your partner then Mid-coitus, one person bites the neck of the other, locks their arms and legs down and goes into a deathroll, all while maintaining insertion. Upon completion the man finishes in the womans ear and then proceeds to mushroom slap the woman being sure to leave a print.

I heard Candi and that Tranny Lizzie shampooing last night, and I saw the print to prove it! I'm gonna have nightmares for weeks...

by Alejandro Reyes August 16, 2011

English Shampoo

A polite euphanism for ejaculatory fluid. First used by transplanted Englishman Corey.

"Yeah, then I gave her a load of English Shampoo... Told her to make sure and lather it up real nice."

by Wynne Sermons August 27, 2007

shampoop

Blue liquid used to clean a toilet bowl. Can also be called, toilet bowl cleaner, but that's boring.

Boy: "Mommy, what is that stuff called that you are using to clean the toilet?"

Mom: "Umm, toilet bowl cleaner?"

Boy: No. I think it's called SHAMPOOP.

by momof4boys August 19, 2012