Customer Service

WE CLOSED!

Hey, i'd like to order some food.
......We closed.
But the sign says you're open 24 hours!
......WE CLOSED!!!

nice customer service, bitch..
......WHAT!
nothing!

by Happyfunball79 August 27, 2009

Community Service

Doing "Community Service" is what one is at a club/bar and a ugly chick tries to dance with you. Instead of rejecting her, you feel for her hideousness and dance with her just to be nice.

Tim-Yo Ethan, why the hell did you dance with that fat chick.

Ethan- Ah man, I was doing some community service.

or
Ethan- Easy man, I was getting my hours in.

by DrexelWrestler January 15, 2011

Naomi Service

Head cheerleader. Legendary IT girl and hedonist. Has a penchant for booty. Has coined many erudite phrases that have become a part of popular culture.

e.g: sailorboy

by haha February 4, 2004

lip service

To pay attention to an issue in speech, but not do anything about it.

The politician gave lip service to issues of poverty, without ever changing any policies.

by Traveling Light May 13, 2004

Secret Service

While having anal sex with a woman, when your about to come, you pull out and spit on her back; when she turns around you jizz in her ear and jack her in the face, causing her to cover her ear and mouth like a secret service agent would.

Holy shit! He gave that trick the Secret Service!

by Murph Durph April 12, 2006

curb service

Blowjob received while seated in a car or truck seat from an individual outside the car. Best known from rest areas or truck stops by "Lot Lizard" prostitutes and over the road truck drivers.

"That redhead over yonder? She gives great curb service!"

by davedorm October 3, 2013

Lip Service

Lip Service was a British television serial drama portraying the lives of a group of lesbians living in Glasgow, Scotland. Recommended for all lesbian drama lovers and L Word Fans.

Butch Lesbian: Did you watch the super bowl?
Another Lesbian: Nah, I was watching Lip Service for the 3rd time

by Jardom February 28, 2015