Customer Service

WE CLOSED!

Hey, i'd like to order some food.
......We closed.
But the sign says you're open 24 hours!
......WE CLOSED!!!

nice customer service, bitch..
......WHAT!
nothing!

by Happyfunball79 August 27, 2009

Service Top

Someone who is a top but doesn't dominate, they let their bottom guide them.

It's me. I am the service top in question. I'm hot and sexy, hmu!
@nika_d_vise

Bottom: Fuck me in the ass!!!!!

Service Top (Me): Damn shawty, I'll do annnnnything for your fine ass! ;)

by jokusan February 08, 2022

Naomi Service

Head cheerleader. Legendary IT girl and hedonist. Has a penchant for booty. Has coined many erudite phrases that have become a part of popular culture.

e.g: sailorboy

by haha February 05, 2004

Community Service

Doing "Community Service" is what one is at a club/bar and a ugly chick tries to dance with you. Instead of rejecting her, you feel for her hideousness and dance with her just to be nice.

Tim-Yo Ethan, why the hell did you dance with that fat chick.

Ethan- Ah man, I was doing some community service.

or
Ethan- Easy man, I was getting my hours in.

by DrexelWrestler January 14, 2011

lip service

To pay attention to an issue in speech, but not do anything about it.

The politician gave lip service to issues of poverty, without ever changing any policies.

by Traveling Light May 14, 2004

Secret Service

While having anal sex with a woman, when your about to come, you pull out and spit on her back; when she turns around you jizz in her ear and jack her in the face, causing her to cover her ear and mouth like a secret service agent would.

Holy shit! He gave that trick the Secret Service!

by Murph Durph February 28, 2006

Lip Service

Lip Service was a British television serial drama portraying the lives of a group of lesbians living in Glasgow, Scotland. Recommended for all lesbian drama lovers and L Word Fans.

Butch Lesbian: Did you watch the super bowl?
Another Lesbian: Nah, I was watching Lip Service for the 3rd time

by Jardom March 01, 2015