serial shopper

people, who for psychological reasons, impulsively shop for at least three days in a row.

Suzanne: Let's go shopping today, Amber.

Amber: No. We went shopping the last five days. I am worried that you are a serial shopper.

by beewick November 15, 2011

Serial Virginity Stealer

A person attracted to virgins, and obsessed with stealing their virginities.

Person 1: Dude did you hear Sam is a virgin?
Person 2: Not for long, hes dating Sarah!
1: Ohtruu shes a Serial virginity stealer! She took Max's, Steven's and Adam's last week!

by SerialVirginityStealer January 6, 2012

Serial Killed

A way of getting killed if you are a short, blonde girl with a really high voice.

"Thanks for walking with me tonight, I don't want to get serial killed!"

by Drew_A August 29, 2012

serial rejector

The guy tasked with the difficult and tedious deed of pressing the "keep out" button over and over again when someone posts their definition 50 times.

Ugh, Urban Spam? I guess I am the serial rejector.

by ManMan36 May 20, 2016

serialjoe

A lonely testicle often found on the move playing pokemon go hoping to come across an olsmak for some testicular comfort.

'wow that serialjoe totally missed out on that pikachu, he got distracted by a roaming olsmak, i hope testicular comfort was worth it'

by andreadevine August 4, 2018

Serial Nailer

Name given to a citizen of Murphysboro, IL. This man is described as a bald man drinking a beer with a green shirt who keeps throwing nails into intersections so people can drive through them and get flats. This takes place in the area of N. 20th St and then causes controversy on thr local crime watch page.

I got a flat driving to Hucks this morning!!! Damn the serial nailer struck again last night!!!

by Homeslice05 April 23, 2019

Serial ProcrastaNapper

An All-Star ProcrastaNapper is barely alive. The Serial ProcrastaNapper ProcrastaNaps before any, and all types of activities, instead of doing it proactively.

My Cousin Jeff is a Serial ProcrastaNapper. He lives in my guest-room and sleeps 18 hours a day in cyclical series of Procrastanaps throughout the day. He barely makes it up to clean his butt after soiling himself in his sleep.

by StoneColdSaidSo September 11, 2019