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The Terrible Secret Of Space

Do not trust the pusher robot. He is malfunctioning. We are here to protect you.
We are the space robots. We are here to protect you. We are here to protect you from the terrible secret of space.
by h3jm4k December 1, 2003
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seritonin

Brain chemical that makes you feel good, happy, etc.etc. So if something makes you happy you can say it increases your seritonin.
"I like Kenny he increases my seritonin."
"This outfit increases my seritonin."
by Stephanie Archambault March 24, 2008
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secret police

(n.) In dictatorial countries, secret police were used to maintain order and arrest political opponents. They were given all power to be brutal and kill anyone who disobeyed them.
The secret police are after you, turk.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004
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secret eating

When you hide marshmellows in the pocket of your pants for eating between meals.
Hide them in your pockets for SECRET EATING!
by Bastardized Bottomburp September 11, 2003
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Secretariat

When engaging in coitus with rear entry (doggie style) one hooks his ring and middle finger into the female's mouth bilaterally to provide leverage and minimize the talking. Thus mimicking riding a race horse.
She was all sweaty and kept talking so I pulled a Secretariat and finished up quick.
by Freeloading Rusty February 22, 2011
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Security Theater

"Security theater" is a term that describes security countermeasures intended to provide the feeling of improved security while doing little or nothing to actually improve security.
Enhanced pat downs are pure security theater. It won't detect detect a bomb jammed up someone's ass.
by RealTailDragger November 22, 2010
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secret lecture crush

A secret crush that develops in a lecture class with over 400 people.
boy: "yo, there's this fine, sexy, smart stranger in my communication lecture."
boy's friend: "have you ever talked to her."
boy: "no dude, theres like 1000 people in my class. I have made some pretty intense eye contact with her, though."
boy's friend: "man, you've got a Secret Lecture Crush."
by foxychik572 March 22, 2013
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