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Double Secret Probation

In American colleges, it is the act of being put on academic probation for a second consecutive term, with the possibility of being dismissed if one's GPA is not brought up after the second term. It's called "secret" because the person in question does not want people to know that they are at risk of being dismissed and should be studying instead of doing keg stands.

Originally used in the 1978 American college classic film "Animal House," dean Wormer puts the rowdy Delta Tau Chi fraternity on a "double secret probation," since the Delta House is already on probation. The term has since evolved to mean the act of being on probation while still partying on a regular basis.
Brosef: Let's get those girls from the swimming team over and play some beer pong with them.

Broham: Dude, aren't you on double secret probation?

Brosef: Yeah, whatever. Let's just get drunk with these chicks tonight!
by Kegstand0 September 20, 2011
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The Terrible Secret Of Space

Do not trust the pusher robot. He is malfunctioning. We are here to protect you.
We are the space robots. We are here to protect you. We are here to protect you from the terrible secret of space.
by h3jm4k December 1, 2003
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secret police

(n.) In dictatorial countries, secret police were used to maintain order and arrest political opponents. They were given all power to be brutal and kill anyone who disobeyed them.
The secret police are after you, turk.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004
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secret eating

When you hide marshmellows in the pocket of your pants for eating between meals.
Hide them in your pockets for SECRET EATING!
by Bastardized Bottomburp September 11, 2003
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Secretariat

When engaging in coitus with rear entry (doggie style) one hooks his ring and middle finger into the female's mouth bilaterally to provide leverage and minimize the talking. Thus mimicking riding a race horse.
She was all sweaty and kept talking so I pulled a Secretariat and finished up quick.
by Freeloading Rusty February 22, 2011
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Secreslut

A woman or man who is both a secretary and a slut. One who enjoys fornicating in or outside the office with fellow co-workers, especially the boss. Secresluts are very crafty and clever and extreme caution should be used around them.
That new intern Sandy is definitely a secreslut, I heard she has had sex with four men in this office and she has only been working here for two weeks.
by DBallz November 3, 2012
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secret lecture crush

A secret crush that develops in a lecture class with over 400 people.
boy: "yo, there's this fine, sexy, smart stranger in my communication lecture."
boy's friend: "have you ever talked to her."
boy: "no dude, theres like 1000 people in my class. I have made some pretty intense eye contact with her, though."
boy's friend: "man, you've got a Secret Lecture Crush."
by foxychik572 March 22, 2013
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