Like Secret Santa in that one person delivers something to another, and the recipient was unaware that it was heading their way. Except that the delivery is not a Christmas gift, it's an epic bollocking.
1) One of your friends or family will ultimately humiliate you and make you want to die on the spot. Secret Sergeant encompasses the art of working out which one of the fuckers it will be, eg- one of them is secretly waiting to tear you to shreds, Sgt. style, and the rest of them probably know about it.
2) If you're quietly waiting for the best moment to crush your friend's/lover's/sister's or otherwise acquainted or related person's world, and you have discussed it with others, you are the Secret Sergeant. The way you get your kicks is by not being discovered by your intended target, and getting that moment of sweet, sweet satisfaction when the unsuspecting person falls apart before your eyes. A good Secret Sergeant could wipe the smile off a leprechaun's face.
1) One of your friends or family will ultimately humiliate you and make you want to die on the spot. Secret Sergeant encompasses the art of working out which one of the fuckers it will be, eg- one of them is secretly waiting to tear you to shreds, Sgt. style, and the rest of them probably know about it.
2) If you're quietly waiting for the best moment to crush your friend's/lover's/sister's or otherwise acquainted or related person's world, and you have discussed it with others, you are the Secret Sergeant. The way you get your kicks is by not being discovered by your intended target, and getting that moment of sweet, sweet satisfaction when the unsuspecting person falls apart before your eyes. A good Secret Sergeant could wipe the smile off a leprechaun's face.
"One of them is going to go all Secret Sergeant about me running off to vegas and getting married....I need to know which one it is"
"He cried his eyes out. He didn't even see it coming, and I didn't care for his weak and pathetic tears. I went totally Secret Sergeant on him!"
"He cried his eyes out. He didn't even see it coming, and I didn't care for his weak and pathetic tears. I went totally Secret Sergeant on him!"
by MagickDio February 17, 2010
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Meet Dara, my new secretarty.
She and Britney made it to the last sexytary round. It was a difficult decision, she types slower than I write, but she's got the pencil skirt, blouses and glasses down better than Britters.
She and Britney made it to the last sexytary round. It was a difficult decision, she types slower than I write, but she's got the pencil skirt, blouses and glasses down better than Britters.
by princessetamtam November 11, 2009
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A phrase originating from the "No Chris Left Behind" episode of Family Guy where Peter gets a job selling butt scratchers at the ball park.
Often shouted at music festivals:
Often shouted at music festivals:
by darkrave August 16, 2009
Get the Butt Scratcher mug.little hermaphrodites - According to the Oxford English Dictionary, "scrat" means hermaphrodite. If you combine that with the suffix "-ock", which the OED says is generally used as a diminutive, we can guess that the word scrattocks means little hermaphrodites - maybe midget herms even.
It seems the only good use for this word is arbitrary cursing. You could say it when you are suddenly angry like when you stub your toe or when you spill a drink. It's definitely an expletive.
by Liger November 19, 2004
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Refer to your rich, three-hot-wife'd former classmate that used to be a geek. Or the muttering guy on the corner of the street that turns out to be Chuck Norris.
This phrase is not limited to Asians.
Refer to your rich, three-hot-wife'd former classmate that used to be a geek. Or the muttering guy on the corner of the street that turns out to be Chuck Norris.
This phrase is not limited to Asians.
by McDodos May 15, 2009
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Young lady: Thats the most offensive thing anyones ever said to me!
Young lady: Thats the most offensive thing anyones ever said to me!
by BristolBaron April 23, 2006
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2. A male with the qualities of a small bloodless wound inside a vagina
2. A male with the qualities of a small bloodless wound inside a vagina
Did you see Matt cower like a baby rabbit when that old lady yelled at him?
Yeah, he's such a pussy scratch.
Yeah, he's such a pussy scratch.
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