smeagle

A poor attempt at a hair transplant. Usually affecting 30 something men.

Haw smeagle have ye got any chuggie?

by Donald March 2, 2004

Seatle Shitty Shoulder Pads

when a girl gets on your shoulders and takes a dump

She was so pissed off at me she jumped on my shoulders and gave me the Seatle Shitty Shoulder Pads.

by Greg Greatman February 1, 2009

SWAGLE

- smoke
- weed
- and
- get
- laid
- everyday

this term was created by: Woogie, Brittany, and Alyssa.<3

person 1: swagle.
person 2: swagle.
person 3: swagle.
everybody: SWAGLE.!(;

by iMfOREVERyOUNG3 November 9, 2012

Swagless

The act of having no swag

To be lame, a loser or have no friends

Bruce is swagless

Hannah is a cool dudette, therefore she is not swagless

by moonwalker0000 May 12, 2011

Slagle

Anything that is soft, scared, feminine and frail. Mainly being a pussy.

Mike began to act like a Slagle when the girls came out.

by Dr. Free September 22, 2015

Sealed

(Re: urban exploration) Describes an abandoned building or other abandoned site whose owner has secured it by means of barriers, alarms, guards, etc., making it very difficult or risky to try to enter.

The old power plant was a beautiful site, until the taggers got to it; then it was sealed.

by Pablo Vilas October 15, 2015

vacuum sealer

A term used to define a woman who gives really great head... With the power of the vacuum she is dubbed a vacuum sealer.

The bitch brenda was a vacuum sealer...

by Stephen Breeney January 8, 2008