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Scratch

the username of a kid on instagram that scams lots of kids out of there usernames. he wears fake designer clothing and acts like he’s rich.
scratch is a faggot.
by RandomWithACondom January 1, 2019
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Scratch Team

A group from MIT and underpaid Indians that control the entirety of Scratch. They are sensitive man-children that ban a nigga for posting their personal opinion on a political matter (Abortion debate is allowed because why not lul). Criticism of BLM, LGBT, the terrible moderation, mentioning other social media, or using words like 'crap' or 'damn'. You get the point. Since scratch is family friendly, Scratch Team actively pisses on creators and pieces of work that might've took days to make.
New User: I might try this scratch thing to get a head start on programming
Banned User: Don't do that you're gonna waste your time
New User: How come? I've heard scratch is great in my school, alot of people use it
Banned User: Scratch is controlled by a overly sensitive group of manchildren called Scratch Team
New User: Ok and?
Banned User: I got banned for saying the LGBT community has problems that should be fixed
New User: Well, that's just an opinion, not ban worthy
Banned User: They also banned my friend for saying 'Damn' on his own project
New User: What should I do?
Banned User: Use python.
by Yuri Nation July 24, 2022
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Scritch Party

According to a random drunk lady on the street, a scritch party is a party in which a group of furries sit around and scritch, supposedly with a sexual context. However, being that scritching is not necessarily sexual, it is most likely intended to mean "yiff party" and would be a classic case of a mundane's misuse of furry terminology.
Are you guys going to go back and have a scritch party later?
by Steel the Wolf November 6, 2010
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scratch back

A person on mexican descent, who was so morbidly obese they could neither hop the border or make the swim. So they were forced to dig under the fence and scratched their back in the process.
who let these fuckin scratch backs in here????
by wendall/scot August 23, 2004
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scratch

sound made when manipulating a record back and forth in a rhythmmatic fashion.
by okaybei808 July 24, 2003
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chicken scratch

You expect me to read this chicken scratch?
by The Return of Light Joker January 13, 2008
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scratch my balls

To express surprise and delight at an unexpected happening. (An alternate usage is a long-winded of telling somebody to fuck off.)
Doug: Man I got a blow job from that really hot chick.
Fred: Wow! Scratch my balls!

Alternate usage
Doug: Hey Fred, buy the next round of beers mate.
Fred: Scratch my balls!
by Baba Sarah July 9, 2007
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