screw you and the horse you rode in on

a phrase with origins in the late 20th century used to tell someone that they are being assanine, incosiderate, rude, or prickish.

You: Hey amigo would you keep that damn music down? I work third you know.

Latino Neighbor: Ese its Cinco De Mayo, the celebration for the freedom of my country!

You: Why dont you celebrate later buddy oh yeah and Screw you and the horse you rode in on!

by IAM GREENCURSE March 24, 2010

Screw and forget syndrome

Medical condition in which every time you are done screwing someone, you feel like staying away from that other person, as far as you can.
It takes no distinction among lovers, from fuck buddies to half-century marriages.

Because of my screw and forget syndrome, I told my wife after I banged her to go sleep on a motel.

by texaro February 16, 2009

screw the loaf

expressing negative feelings,strongly disagreeing.

i think jay kays's a great singer,.....screw the loaf!

by clayantony March 28, 2010

screw someone over

Means, for someone to lead you on, just to hurt you.

Josh and i were talking, while he was also talking with Hailey.

he screw someone over!

by youthinkyouknowme March 20, 2012

screw you

1) An ambiguous insubordinate sneeze.

2) An angry retort.

1)
Boss: "I know I can count on you to get that extra work done before you go home."
Wage-slave: "Sure boss, sneeze**."
Boss: "???!"
**Screw you.

2)
Coworker: "Man up and just do the fucking work."
Worker: "Screw you."

by frogggy August 5, 2009

screw tape

Describes someone who does something morally wrong to you and then when you get angry and confront them about it, They blame you for being angry. This can snowball many times over resulting in a double screw tape and even a triple screw tape.

That bitch pulled a screw tape on me when she called me abusive just because I stuck up for myself and refused to put up with HER abuse.

by Trixy Tee July 29, 2018

Screw the Crew

Screw The Crew is when someone (usually a dirty old man) is in the situation of finding someone hot (or not) at work and inevitably drawn into having sex with them (usually with consent). This is often made worse by those in positions of power eg. 17 year old McDonalds night-shift manager who hits on the barely-legals working underneath them (sometimes literally working underneath them).

"You've heard of not shitting in your own nest? Well, my job-retaining policy is to not screw the crew."

"Oh Geoff, yeah, he definitely screws the crew. Saw him leaning up against that new girl the other day showing her his little French Fry. She was just as bad...all over him like hot mayonnaise...and just as rancid."

by OnlinePresence 6 November 20, 2018