"I was on my period whilst he was screwing me, when he pulled out it was red and white, so i gave him a Russian Popsicle to make up for the mess"
by not-a-racist December 19, 2022
Get the screwing mug.A phrase used for when you are forced to complete a task you're fundamentally opposed to or one of great moral dilemma.
Yeah, it felt like I was scraping my soul on the ground, but she's better off knowing her husbands unfaithful.
by RainbowTrout14 June 10, 2023
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Get the Scraping the cheese mug.Someone is lying to another person in a very sarcastic way. Usually, it is obvious that the other person is lying.
Hey man, I heard that you are making out with my girlfriend. That's not cool!
Noooooooo I would never do that dude!
Man, are you screwing with reality?
Noooooooo I would never do that dude!
Man, are you screwing with reality?
by AcademicGenius June 25, 2024
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Alex: "Yeah, sure, I totally met Beyoncé at the grocery store last night."
Jamie: "Right, because Beyoncé does her own grocery shopping. Stop screwing with reality, Alex."
Jamie: "Right, because Beyoncé does her own grocery shopping. Stop screwing with reality, Alex."
by AcademicGenius June 25, 2024
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