scow

An acronym: Stupid COffee Walkers, rhymes with "cow". Refers to people who buy coffee and walk around it with attempting to look more mature than they really are without enjoying the coffee. Found predominantly in yuppie filled areas, especially in the city and university campuses.

"Did you see those scow's back there?"

"She's such a scow, it's as if she has a coffee cup stuck to her hand"

by Danke! June 1, 2006

scotland

very patriotic but the football teams are rubbish...not that many people say "aboot" and only a few areas say "eh" like some parts of edinburgh and aberdeen. the best spoken english is actually in scotland..we were forced to speak english when we were taken over by an English king and we were beaten to try and take all the scottish out of us...in schools we were beaten until we spoke proper english and if we didn't we were punished harshly.

"see you jimmy" "eh...nah" haggis kilts tammys, tartan, ill educated.. all completely wrong..all based on lies when scotland was occupied by an english king..lies and rumours were started to ensure english people would stay afraid of the "savage scottish people

by scotland_is_the_best April 23, 2005

I will not meet you in Scotland

This is opposite to "I'll meet you in Scotland"

When a man DOES NOT shove one finger (or two) in a woman's vagina, and another one (or two) in her anus. He then proceeds to touch his two (or four) fingers together inside of her body

"Yo i'll meet you in Scotland"
"I will not meet you in Scotland"

by HotttttWheelsssss November 24, 2009

I'll Meet You in Scotland

When a man shoves one finger (or two) in a woman's vagina, and another one (or two) in her anus. He then proceeds to touch his two (or four) fingers together inside of her body while singing the following song...

"Oh! ye'll take the high road and
I'll take the low road,
And I'll be in Scotland afore ye;
But me and my true love
Will never meet again
On the bonnie, bonnie banks of Loch Lomond.

'Twas then that we parted
In yon shady glen,
On the steep, steep side of Ben Lomond,
Where in purple hue
The Highland hills we view,
And the moon coming out in the gloaming.

Oh! ye'll take the high road and
I'll take the low road,
And I'll be in Scotland afore ye;
But me and my true love
Will never meet again
On the bonnie, bonnie banks of Loch Lomond.

The wee birdie sang
And the wild flowers spring,
And in sunshine the waters are sleeping,
But the broken heart it kens
Nae second Spring again,
Tho' the waeful may cease frae their greeting.

Oh! ye'll take the high road and
I'll take the low road,
And I'll be in Scotland afore ye;
But me and my true love
Will never meet again
On the bonnie, bonnie banks of Loch Lomond."

...until she is pleasured.

Wow Dan, you gave me an INCREDIBLE I'll Meet You in Scotland the other night; will you do it again for me today? -Brian

by aquariun216 September 8, 2008

scrowl

v. To express displeasure by simultaneously scowling and growling. Also, scrowly: adj. describing the emotional state of being crabby, therefore feeling like scrowling.

I scrowled at the batter when my team gave up the winning run. I felt scrowly all night afterwards.

by Austin S. July 31, 2005

scotland

Country in the United Kingdom with a top-class education system. Famous for it's rich history, deep fried mars bar high levels of accepted racism not found in more sourtherly places in the UK

English kid: I couldn't get into the university of Edinburgh, Damn, Scotland and their high standard of education!

by Etta Love September 17, 2008

scotland on sunday

this extra-thick newspaper that i have to stuff through extra-thin letterboxes

the sun rules

i'll say no more

by David Richardson March 29, 2005