Schmagma 

lint on the foreskin of a man's lucious penis

also known as a case of "dirty dick"

My marine, Joe, gone in the war for so long, no shower, no moist toilette, no whitie tities, was suffering from schmagma.

Schmagma by Jessica/Andres November 23, 2003

schmea

Can be used to replace any noun or verb.
Can be used as a secret code word, or to disguise curse words from children.

lets just mosy on down schmea.

Ay mang, you got any schmea.

Go to your room or I'm gonna whoop your little schmea

schmea by Jeff Poulin October 17, 2006

schmegma 

The cheesy-like substance that forms beneath the shaft of the uncircumsized penis.

Look..the Goldstein baby produced his very first schemgma.

schmegma by Sue May 9, 2004

Schmeat 

Schmeat is the result of the marriage between the German Surname SCHMITT and the English word MEAT. It is a dick joke of Western Pennsylvanian origins, though its usage has flourished in recent years, especially among the Asian-American motion graphics animator population. In fact, its usage as a euphemism has become antiquated and archaic. Schmeat has actually evolved in to one of those rare catch all words on par with "fuck". Its versatility makes it the appropriate substitute for almost any part of speech.

"I'm gonna take a Schmeat!"

"Uh....Schmeat!"

"Schmeat!!!!"

Schmeat by TheRealSchmeat January 8, 2009

Schmeat 

A small, yet not tiny penis (usually 3 inches or less) *Not to be confused with shmeat

Girl 1: "girl, big news...or little news that is"
Girl 2: "Omg, what is it"
Girl 1: "Johnny and I had sex last night, but its not as exciting as you think. Johhny has a schmeat"
Girl 2: "Well at least that makes me feel blessed that David is average"

Schmeat by howlongcantheasebe? April 30, 2015

Schmeckle 

1) penis
2) junk
3) his package
4) idiot

1) "his schmeckle was so big"
2) "im going to punch him in the schmeckle"
3) "did you see the schmeckle on that guy?"
4) "have you talked to that schmeckle today?

Schmeckle by Jordyn and Veronique January 21, 2008

schmecker 

a constant heroin user

that schmecker shoots up every day

schmecker by junkie bitch<3 January 22, 2009