schlinking it (triangle style)

Where 3 of the bros stand in a triangle and hold eachothers schlongs in their palms, gripping firmly and begin to rub foreskins while *shlanking* eachother off (crazy style)

John: "hey charlie, hey kirk, still up for schlinking it (triangle style) later?
Kirk: "triangle style?"
Charlie: "triangle style."

by TheMathsDebater6969 January 23, 2026

Schlinging Meat

A term used to describe the act of Masturbating or Jerking Off

Hold on, I will be online in a second just Schlinging Meat right now.

by WagooChicken June 19, 2025

schlank

a person who is a disturbance or interruption to society

he is such a schlank.

by shsjbdksnsowhr July 9, 2025

schlank

a person who is a slight disturbance and interruption to society

can be viewed as a slur

bro he is such a schlank

by shsjbdksnsowhr July 9, 2025

Den Schlanken

"Den Schlanken" is german for "The Thin". When your friend is in a 1 versus X position in an FPS game, you usually say "Mach den Schlanken" or "Do the Thin" which means, "Take his Life" or "Fucking end him". Or in other words, fucking obliterate and kill him.

Person 1: Bro shit I have to kill 5 dudes on my own.
Person 2 (Spectator) : Fuck it mach den Schlanken bro.

by BBoyFortniteDance March 7, 2020

Posting yo schloink up in dat bich

Doing a gagiggle fuck without nutting

Posting yo schloink up in dat bich

by Official word Nugget November 20, 2023

Funky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle

A hetrosexual sexual orientation where the woman defectates on the bed, then the man grabs her and suffocates her in her own poop while performing anal or vaginal on her. After climax, the man licks the womans foot fungus, while she eats an entire bowl of spaghetti with tomato sauce and meatballs.

Woman: "Hey, want to have sex?"
Man: "Nah, Im good."
Woman: "We can do theFunky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle"
Man: "Count me in."

by Johnathan Steelarm April 15, 2024