A girl that lets you make sex on her with no feelings attached - emotions are often secretly involved, but only for 1 party (usually the shneided not the shneider)
Group - "Let's rage tonight boys, Guido finally got off the schnide!
Guido (at 3 am) - "Bro, the schnide is coming to scoop"
Zach - "God Bri is the archetype schnide"
Guido (at 3 am) - "Bro, the schnide is coming to scoop"
Zach - "God Bri is the archetype schnide"
by Oakley G. August 30, 2016
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Can be used as a replacement for shit
Derives from the German
Can be used as a replacement for shit
Derives from the German
by me1111111111111111111111111111 March 11, 2010
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2) sucessfully evading....anything
3) the act of doing,making,or achieving anything awesome
2) sucessfully evading....anything
3) the act of doing,making,or achieving anything awesome
by actavios September 5, 2012
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You know when a the shit hit's the fan that's bad right. well if nuclear bombs are detonated at altitude they cause more damage than if detonated at ground level as they affect a wider area because they aren't blocked by buildings. Imagine if you dropped shit on a helicopter at altitude.
Origin: German word for Shit "scheizen" or "Scheiße" in the mother tongue and the word Helicopter.
You know when a the shit hit's the fan that's bad right. well if nuclear bombs are detonated at altitude they cause more damage than if detonated at ground level as they affect a wider area because they aren't blocked by buildings. Imagine if you dropped shit on a helicopter at altitude.
Origin: German word for Shit "scheizen" or "Scheiße" in the mother tongue and the word Helicopter.
"Hit the fan?!?, it's hit the fucking scheizencopter!!!"
"Dude, stop being shizencopter, she didn't do anything to you"
"Stay away from Ted if you want to keep your job, he's flying the shizencopter"
"Oh dude, this town looks like it's had a visit from the scheizencopter"
"If we aren't careful we'll be going for a ride in the scheizencopter straight to the jobcentre"
"My boss totally threw me into the shizencopter just to save himself"
"Dude, stop being shizencopter, she didn't do anything to you"
"Stay away from Ted if you want to keep your job, he's flying the shizencopter"
"Oh dude, this town looks like it's had a visit from the scheizencopter"
"If we aren't careful we'll be going for a ride in the scheizencopter straight to the jobcentre"
"My boss totally threw me into the shizencopter just to save himself"
by Shizensword August 25, 2013
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