scandalousland

where everything and anything scandals happens. its where the scandalous people live.

jack: dude. you should check my pad out! its got giraffe print. tye dye. and this blow up doll.
jake: you should live in scandalousland.

by freshfrett January 15, 2009

Scandinavian Wind Tunnel

When a man thrusts his penis so hard into a womans asshole, a blast of air comes out her mouth.

Bailey: "How was your girl last night?"
William: "OMG soo good"
Bailey: "What did you do with her?"
William: "I gave her a Scandinavian Wind Tunnel"
Bailey: *steps back in complete awe*

by chicklick September 11, 2014

Scandaroon

When you scan the room for 'roons'.

'Roons' being fat chicks.

Guy1: Yo, why you talking to that roon, b?

Guy2: Did you scandaroon? This place is full of em...

by Ipkiss January 25, 2005

scandanavian sandstorm

This is when you jizz in the sucking end of a high powered fan and it spews all of your jizz all over the place.

Jim: "Billy just got scandanavian sandstormed."
Bob: "Yeah i know."

by Timothy shanly June 18, 2011

ghetto-scan

when you are too poor to own a scanner so take digital photographs of photos to post online

"I love that old school photo you put on facebook"
"yeah I Ghetto-Scanned it"

by theddt September 4, 2007

S&L Scandal

A form of fraud, using a fake savings & loan, to bilk lower and middle class honest people out of their savings.

"Charles Keating was sentenced to a max. of 10 years in prison for his S&L Scandal, selling junk bonds out of his savings & loan company."

"A whole bunch of the elderly lost their life savings when they invested in a local savings & loan office, which then claimed bankruptcy, leaving the board rich and the investors broke."

by faichild_stardust November 25, 2011

Scan your tits

It's when you are so bored that you scan your tits, convert it to a jpeg and then post it on newsgroups---preferably usenet.

Slutty Girl-1: Oh man, I am so freaking bored.
Slutty Girl-2: Ya I know. Either we should blow a random stranger or 'scan our tits.'

by Jeff September 12, 2003