Cock Sailor

A woman who figuratively sails an ocean of cock, but in realistic terms is simply a cock-loving whore.

Much like the sailors of old she lives unto her own set of rules and superstitions (she shall take no cock that curves left on the odd days of the week as it shall bring bad luck).

Much like the sailor she understands the risks and rewards of sailing the ocean of cock and thus accepts that which Fate may place before her (like Chlamydia) with no ill-will but rather the mindset that it is as it must be.

Not to be confused with Cock Pirate.

"She loved the cock, craved the cock in fact. So much of her time was spent in thought, pursuit and domination of the cock that she saw herself adrift in an ocean of cock with nothing to guide her from port to port but her abilities as a Cock Sailor."

by Ernest Saves Hemmingway April 1, 2009

Nebraska Sailor

A person in charge of a boat or vessel who has no experience other than the training they received to fill the position they are in. Straight from the farm to the helm. Inexperienced boater. One who took the orientation course from the dealer and headed for the bay. Many young Navy and Coast Guard coxswains or deck officers fit this description until they get some miles under their keel.

Keep your wits about you, there's a lot of Nebraska Sailors on the water today.

by Kris Jensen February 5, 2008

Sail the ship

to drive whilst most intoxicated

The bar is closed and I now rely on a more Divine compass, for I must sail the ship home!

by joe camaro November 17, 2006

full sail

The best college in the world to get an education in the entertainment industry , however seeing quality pussy on campus is about as rare as seeing a bald eagle. 1am classes are nothing out of the ordinary and the full sail diet consists of redbull and cigarettes. Fortunatly ucf and rollins are only minutes away where there are plenty of normal people to hang out with, just dont tell em you go to full sail.

full sail has givin many people a great education without the college experience.

by J Mills April 24, 2006

Sailor Mars

A character in the anime cartoon "Sailor Moon." Mars, whose real name is Raye, is the most independent of the sailor scouts, often getting into fights with Sailor Moon herself. She was the third sailor scout to be discovered.

Sailor Moon is one of the best anime cartoons ever.

by anime master August 2, 2004

come sail away

the one of the best songs ever written- its by the 80's rock band styx.

come sail away- possibly the best song ever written.

by Gaget September 12, 2005

Sailors Ale

A Salty, tangy beverage, drunk by sea-bent mariners, on long voyages.

"Adrift upon a glassy sea, no wind upon our sail,
we pulled the boatswains trousers down,
and drank his "sailors ale"

by BadBeast December 15, 2009