alabama salsa 

When you have period sex with your cousin.

“hey cousin randy let’s make some alabama salsa”

alabama salsa by hippielemons April 29, 2019

Mongolian salsa

The mixture of piss and shit in someone’s butthole after you piss in it.

Me and my girl made Mongolian Salsa last night and that shit was bussin’.

Mongolian salsa by Steadlur November 22, 2022

Pagan Salsa 

An amalgamation of various bodily fluid; Mung, Jenkem, Arby's explosion, Vile vitrile bile, A bohemian rhapshitty splashed onto freshly paved tar producing a mirage of shit.

A mass effect of crones. Pagan Salsa with cheese cheese sauce.

These normies are pagan salsa. When I finish..... Pagan salsa..... This fucking planet...... Pagan salsa.

Pagan Salsa by Sir Hoovington Esquire April 28, 2023

nutty in the salsa 

a very fun activity to do with your friends where you get salsa dip your ballsack in it (not pp tho) and you ENJOY THAT SALSA

me: you dude you want to do some nutty in the salsa
him: yeah *pulls out salsa*
me: *vigerously dips nutsack in salsa*
friend: slurps up that salsa
friend: yummmmy

nutty in the salsa by biggy thiccy March 16, 2019

chunky salsa 

stuff that spues forth violently from between a womans legs that can commonly be mistaken as chip dip. The stuff that can stick to your leg, the wall, random passerby

unfortunatly for mary it was that time of the month and the chunky salsa flowed like a red river of doom or like an inducing blue ball river of doom.

chunky salsa by skippy the hippy December 9, 2008

basement salsa 

When you mix your poop with jizz. Girls love it on totilla chips.

I can't believe she ate a whole plate of basement salsa!

basement salsa by N17R0 October 7, 2004

mango salsa

Woman that resembles a caveman.

Have you seen Tweeks girl, she is total mango salsa

mango salsa by bobvoso November 9, 2006