swamp ass

An unfortunate condition in which the taint (the often hair-bespeckled, flrshy space between balls and ass) is wallowing in the depths of a vile, festering, putrid poo swamp. A generally uncomfortable, unwipable ass. The only cure is gold bond.

Jesus Christ, I hope Janice doesn't notice the permeating stench of my swamp ass while she's sucking on my balls!

by Larry Schonsleberry III December 8, 2003

swamp rhino

a term used to describe fat chicks that wear really tight clothing at bars, pretending to be hot. Never mistake a swamp rhino for a hottie.

"Check out the swamp rhino over yonder. She's a thick burger with extra mayo!"

by C-Dirt January 24, 2007

swamp cunt

swamp cunt is when a women does not properly cleanse her pussy over a extended period of time usually two or more days thus turning her pussy into a moist,damp,rotten place where no guy or girl would ever care to visit or stay for that matter

bobby... hey tony didnt you date that girl behind the counter over there. tony.. yea i did but not for a long time. bobby.. how come she looks great...tony...bobby her fucking pussy smelt like a fucking wharf. bobby....no shit that bad wow who would of thought that she has swamp cunt thats to bad

by tommy tissue September 9, 2011

Swamp Junk

The deep groove of the band Mississippi Stranglers that can be so emotionally organic, so tribal, and so thick that it is simply referred to as Swamp Junk.

"Boy, them Mississippi Stranglers sure laid the swamp junk on thick last night!" - Finn

"Yeah, good thing I brought my waders. What a great show!" - Pigpen

by Mississippi Stranglers July 8, 2010

swamp donkey

In Canada a Swamp Donkey is a Moose.

We were out hunting the other day and we didn't see one Swamp Donkey.

by stevecanada June 15, 2007

swamp nail

(n): The tip of a finger, mostly the index and middle, that is covered in weed resin from packing a bowl or moving the weed in the bowl to the side.

we all have some swamp nails after smoking

by reeferallthetime September 20, 2005

Swamp Nuts

When a person (male) reframes from showering for a long period of time and starts to develop a unbearable smell around their nut sack. On rare occasions stinging around the balls may also occur

Lindsey was about to give Chris some dome until she smelled his swamp nuts.

by Charliebrown909 April 6, 2015