Swag. Sex with Andrew Garfield. Swag.
“God i really wish i had swag.”
“You are cool don’t worry?”
“Not that kind of swag, Debra. Sex with Andrew Garfield swag.”
“You are cool don’t worry?”
“Not that kind of swag, Debra. Sex with Andrew Garfield swag.”
by megan x December 24, 2021
Get the swagmug. The way in which you carry yourself. Swag is made up of your overall confidence, style, and demeanor. Swag can also be expanded to be the reputation of your overall swagger. You gain swag, or "Swag up", by performing swag worthy actions that improve this perception. A person can also "swag down," by being an overall pussy and garnering negative swag for their actions. Swag is a subtle thing that many strive to gain but few actually attain. It is reserved for the most swagalicious of people. Swag can also be quantified, with point systems existing in some circles of friends.
"I got with two girls last night"
"Awesome dude, that's some swag"
"I think one of them was my sister though..."
"Negative swag"
.....
"I'm digging that strut son, I like your swag"
"Thanks Dad"
.....
"I don't think I can go out tonight, I got too much work"
"Swag up you little bitch"
.....
"If I finish this pizza in under 3 minutes, can I get a swag point?"
"You really don't understand swag...do you?"
"Awesome dude, that's some swag"
"I think one of them was my sister though..."
"Negative swag"
.....
"I'm digging that strut son, I like your swag"
"Thanks Dad"
.....
"I don't think I can go out tonight, I got too much work"
"Swag up you little bitch"
.....
"If I finish this pizza in under 3 minutes, can I get a swag point?"
"You really don't understand swag...do you?"
by JTizzle360 May 2, 2009
Get the Swagmug. “I want swag”
“Have you had swag yet?”
*any Andrew Garfield edit comment section on tik tok* : “swag.”
“Have you had swag yet?”
*any Andrew Garfield edit comment section on tik tok* : “swag.”
by EnhyP1h December 25, 2021
Get the Swagmug. Literal ball sweat.
Could also be you ball sweat too much.
Testicular perspiration, if that's possible.
Could also be you ball sweat too much.
Testicular perspiration, if that's possible.
Stranger 1: Hey man are you up for a mindless game of balls and nets *pants heavily*
Stranger 2: ewwwwww too much swag man, i can smell ya from a block away!
Stranger 2: ewwwwww too much swag man, i can smell ya from a block away!
by Tetsuryuu May 22, 2022
Get the Swagmug. 
Someone who texts their ex-boyfriend from three years ago that wants nothing to do with them. Said ex-boyfriend ultimately finds said person repulsive.
Mikayla : Wow i have no life, i should text my ex-boyfriend from 3 years ago.
Anyone with common sense : no, thats not swag.
Anyone with common sense : no, thats not swag.
by shallowboat March 29, 2022
Get the Not Swagmug. Secretly We Are Gay
The term swag was invented in the early 1960's by a group of gay men in Hollywood. it stands for "secretly we are gay" because being gay was illegal and most frequently used as code on posters announcing gay orgies.
The term swag was invented in the early 1960's by a group of gay men in Hollywood. it stands for "secretly we are gay" because being gay was illegal and most frequently used as code on posters announcing gay orgies.
by Jwijfnjondfihbwdihndihb January 3, 2021
Get the Swagmug.