cunt sniffer

one who sniffs cunts

"yo cunt sniffer sniff my cunt"

by J Hizzle December 1, 2005

spiffed out

Kinda like being decked out, but spiffier.

You're look pretty spiffed out today, Bill.

by Jerk June 18, 2006

spiffed

1. past part. of spiff (to groom or make attractive) usu. spiffed up; also, well-dressed

2. Intoxicated esp. to a level of severely impaired motor and cognative function, usu. from ingestion of alcohol or alcohol in conjunction with other illicit/illegal drugs

1. "My dentist really spiffed up his waiting room over the summer!" or "My roommate spiffed up for his date tonight."

2. "After four shots and six beers, I was so spiffed I couldn't stand up." or "I was a little drunk when we got to her place, but after we smoked a couple bowls I was totally spiffed!"

by Johann7 November 10, 2008

brick sniffer

Historic preservationist type gone overboard. Has lost all sense of balance: old is good, no matter what.

The brick sniffers blocked expansion of the children's hospital by getting the old house on thte corner declared a historic landmark. Yes, it looks like a shack your imbecile uncle put together, but it turns it out it was once owned by a 19th century orthodox rabbi who married a mennonite and enoyed macrame. Ergo sacred!!!

by Jim Sportcoat March 5, 2009

Butt Sniffer

or a Voldemort; Somebody who should not be named. Someone who follows you about and tries to be like you and do what you do. Also related to the term Bum Licker; meaning to suck up to or try and impress you...

Person 1: "omg... You know that guy who follows you about all the time and will never leave you alone?!"

Person 2: "Yeah... he's such a Butt Sniffer... :L"

by getoutmylifeplz May 8, 2012

Dick Sniffer

1.) A complete and utter Douchebag.

2.) A causal term used to rip on your friends like Phillip or Ian.

1.) Check out that guys Ed Hardy shirt. What a dick sniffer!

2.) What's up Phillip you Dick Sniffer?

by bbcarolan March 28, 2011

smiffed

to make someone disappointed by not doing something that they are expecting you to do

I was smiffed by my colleague after giving his assurance he would look after the situation only then to pull a sicky and leaving me high and dry- hanging someone out to dry.

by itsmint69 November 14, 2012