Smuffmuffin

An amazing person that is always there for you, great to have as a friend.

Thank you, you're a very good smuffmuffin.

by eloogle.moc.hi August 2, 2016

Smudget

The amount of your daily/weekly/monthly/annual budget that is dedicated to smut; including (but not limited to): money spent on strip clubs, happy ending massage parlors, pornographic materials, and sex toys.

“What’s your smudget?”
“Your ginormous smudget is financially sinking this household!”
“Just because ‘smudget’ is a word now, it still doesn’t make prostitution legal”

by Geswho89 November 28, 2017

smudgy

Smudge

I really need new windshield wipers, the windshield is so smudgy when I use them.

by jariaz June 4, 2018

Smuldering

When a man covers another mans face with his ball sack.

Josh and Brett's date ended with a smuldering and ball sweat radiated off both Brett's face and Josh's ball sack

by Lovi84 September 21, 2018

smuddin'

The act of sledding when it is cold, wet and there is only light snow accumulation or it is sleeting.

It's 34 degrees out kids, let's go smuddin'!

by Erinyessa November 9, 2018

smurdau

Acea persoana, prin definiție "român adevărat " care, în timpul sărbătorilor, "gustă" masiv din toate porcăriile ( a se înțelege produse din porc... ) iar după, simțind că sfârșitul îi este aproape, cheamă soția / prietena și toţi cunoscuții in jurul său pentru a-i aprinde lumânarea și solicită cu ultimele puteri vocale ajutorul SMURD -ului pentru a-l ierta de toate pacatele culinare și a-l repune pe picioare. Pentru a continua cu desertul, desigur...

Cu ocazia sarbatorilor de iarna, Cristi, bunul meu prieten a devenit smurdau... A mâncat așa de mult incat a fost nevoit sa sune la SMURD pentru indigestiile masive suferite

by Evilcopp December 25, 2019

Smuff

To give somebody a hug in a very gentle manor but a bit strong

“Ahh, I could just give you a smuff.” Slurred Micheal.

by shake dhdb April 11, 2020